From AWITP Guest Staff Reports filed while Jay is away on bereavement leave The National Enquirer plans on publishing photos of Tiger Woods embracing a mistress in its January 11, 2010 issue. The Enquirer announcement, which has now been picked up by mainstream news outlets can be found here. From the article: “TIGER WOODS has been caught by a security camera...
AT&T dumps Tiger, but how much has this all really cost? by Jay Busbee “As the worst year of his life drew to a close, Tiger Woods got one last kick in the teeth on New Year’s Eve when AT&T announced it would no longer be sponsoring Tiger Woods. AT&T joins Accenture as companies cutting ties with Woods in the wake of his revelations of...
By Tony Korologos, Hooked On Golf Blog, Salt Lake City First, my thoughts and prayers go out to Jay and his family. I’m honored to sit in a little while Jay is away. I’d love to come up with some great piece for my guest writing here, but I can’t compete with Jay in the art of writing so I won’t even try. Breaking news Tiger Woods has...
New Details Disclosed by the Florida Highway Patrol Make the Tiger Scandal More Baffling by Stephanie Wei, New York City “Apparently the whole Tiger Woods accident story hoax, which the 92-year-old retired columnist Furman Bisher (or Busher according to the WESH) innocently posted, has triggered the unearthing of new information from the Florida Highway Patrol...
by Brian Keogh – Dublin Ireland: “Press Was Just Waiting for Woods Mistake says Sergio” “Tiger Woods doesn’t have many friends these days but he has found a kindred spirit in Sergio Garcia. The Spaniard, who will celebrate his 30th birthday on 9 January, preferred to concentrate on the press coverage of the Tiger Woods fiasco than the...
“Don’t you know who Tiger Woods’s image is?! Well Phillip Maddocks does, and he has the Onion-esque interview with Tiger’s image. Tiger Woods’ image, under siege for the last month, took the unprecedented step of urging the public and high-paying business clients to stop confusing its ethically and athletically pure marketing persona...
A Dallas firm specializing in celebrity research and promotion has empiric data showing Tiger’s fall as a trusted pitchman to be the fastest and worst in history. From the article: “Tiger Woods may still be the world’s greatest golfer, but almost no one wants to be him or trusts him or likes him. His value as an advertising pitchman is pretty much...
There’s a great old insult I like to use: “Well they say genius skips a generation, so your kids should be brilliant.” It’s not true in the Jenkins family though. Sally, already red-hot after her hilarious parodic send-up of a Tiger press release, now pulls out a 9-iron and give Tiger a shot in the chops almost as hard as Elin did. From the...
Writers for the Boston Herald and the Orlando Sentinel have joined the rallying cry for an investigation into the links between Dr. Galea and Tiger Woods. From the article, the meat and potatoes: “The PGA Tour, for once in its life, should be proactive on an issue involving performance-enhancing drugs. Commissioner Tim Finchem should immediately announce a full...
Cousin It after getting electrocuted by Uncle Fester? No, it’s uber-lunkhead Boris Becker offering support to Tiger Woods. Hey Boris, are you pimping for Supercuts now? CNN reports Tiger’s approval rating has dropped to 34%…that’s from a pre-crash high of 85%. Ouch. In pot-meets-kettle news, philanderer Boris Becker supports Tiger. The...
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Still it’s the textbook definition of parody, and the editing work is tight…
After nearly three weeks, I couldn’t believe it. I could stick my head out, and it seemed the avalanche was over. Oh there’s still windblown snow flying around, and another fall may come, but unless its the Dr. galea story getting updated, we have a breather finally. The real time updates have finally stopped. The breakneck pace of dalliance has stopped...
In a major victory that will hopefully transfer over to the world of professional sports, the highest court in New York – called the Court of Appeals – unanimously held up the right of the NYPD to test police officers through hair sampling. Newsday reported on the story. Sadly, you have to be a member to read the whole article – BOO! – but the...
In what may be a major victory for not only Tiger Woods, but also the PGA Tour, Buffalo News cited sources close to the Galea investigation as saying that while other athletes may be involved in the Galea investigation, Tiger Woods was not. According to the article, “No evidence has surfaced linking Tiger Woods to the use of performanceenhancing drugs, sources...
Nicely done by our chief Ireland correspondent:) Brian Keogh, who will be a dad soon, has this great interview with Paddy on Cheetah…err…Tiger. From the article: “I’M AMAZED by the fact I’m out on Tour and knew nothing. I must have my head in a hole or something like that. Seemingly nobody knew anything. That just amazes me. I thought...