SPRINGFIELD, NJ – Right on cue, Baltusrol did what it always does at major golf championships – surrender a record low score. Sometimes it’s an immortal that does it – such as Jack Nicklaus or Phil Mickelson. Sometimes, however, it’s a journeyman who comes out of nowhere – Lee Janzen or Thomas Bjorn leap to mind. Each of those four...
Deer Antler Spray! What will they think of next? Is there no end to the cheating? Is there no end to the depths to which cheaters will plumb? Remember Motoman? Lance Armstrong’s motorcycle buddy who passed out the team’s white lunch bags? That had PEDs hidden inside??!! Between the bottom burger patty and the bottom bun? Now we have Vijay Singh –...
While I finish up some work from Fallen Oak G.C., Beau Rivage Resort and Casino, and Biloxi, MS, here’s former MLB commissioner Fay Vincent, taking steroid cheats and ESPN steroids apologists to the woodshed. Bud Selig and Timid Tim Finchem, take notice: you need a clue on steroids. From the article: The Hall should make clear the voters are not obliged to...
Roger Clemens may have gotten away with it because of a derelict Judge, and Barry Bonds narrowly escaped because of a rogue juror, but lance Armstrong may not be so lucky. A new book by cycling teammate Tyler Hamilton hits the shelves and it blows the lid off the secret methods by which Armstrong allegedly cheated to win seven consecutive Tour de France titles. Among...
As someone who was in the Congressional hearing room where Roger Clemens – in my opinion – clearly and convincingly perjured himself, I can also state with certainty that, with the make-up of the jury pool in his perjury case that resulted in a mis-trial last week, that was a great result for the prosecution. Looking at some of the lugnuts that got that...
Hat tip to Ryan Ballengee for catching this story about HGH Doctor Henry Galea of the “blood spinning technique” entering into a plea deal. Galea, a known commodity among PED and steroid cheats, treated Woods with mysterious knee injection treatments which PGA Tour Commissioner Timid Tim Finchem refuses to investigate. From the article: “Woods has...
The red flashing light at the bottom of the ESPN screen grabbed my attention away from the game: Tiger Woods injured again. What? Did he fall out of bed and break his schlong? Probably, but that shouldn’t shelf him for golf, although after 121 women, he probably wishes he could hit the ball with his dick. According to stories, if he could do that he would have...
The only way the prosecution can lose the Barry Bonds steroids/PEDs trial is o call in Mark Furmann. Today former Bonds mistress Kimberly Bell testified to her eye-witness injections of Barr-roid Bonds by Greg Anderson. She then testified to the medical effects the drugs had on his body. Her testimony was an exact match to the clinical reactions: rage, pervasive...
As expected, Barry Bonds’s trainer, Greg Anderson, refused to testify against his client and was remanded into the custody of corrections official. It’s the fifth time he’ll serve some sort of jail term for Bonds. It brings to mind that old conversation between Jackie Brown and Odelle Robbie… “If I have to do any time for you up to a...
The bang of the judge’s gavel in Barry Bonds’s steroids/PED/perjury will hopefully be the first carronade salvo against steroid/PED cheats in sports. Roger Clemens, stand up and take notice: that is if you can somehow overcome the psychological damage the drugs did to your brain. Meanwhile Timid Tim Finchem, the incredible shrinking PGA Tour Commissioner...
Since silly season is upon us, I can turn my attention to Jay’s Golf Awards, known around here as the Jazzys. Last year, we only gave out two awards since the Tiger scandal scud-attacked every other story all December, (not to mention the rest of the year). We gave out the 2009 Turkey of the Year to Woods for being a poor sport and role model, but that was...
Let’s tie up a few loose ends before you fall asleep in front of the TV due to tryptophan, I tuck you in, and head off to watch either NFL Network or Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Jaime Diaz may have saved the best for last this year after this great retrospective of Johnny Miller appeared in the December issue of GD. Diaz is a formidable writer with a...
Lots of people these days believe the old joke, “Insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting a different result.” On that note – Quick! – someone decide quick whether to reserve a Bellevue bed or straight-jacket for Woods, Agent Mark Steinberg or both because New Tiger looks and sounds just like Old Tiger: new year, same...
As I said here, Roger Clemens engaged in an act of self-immolation every bit as spectacular as Tiger Woods. Today, he was indicted by a Federal grand jury for lying to Congress in their steroids investigation of MLB. From the article: “A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens for allegedly lying to Congress about...
So after all the crying, yelling, accusing, posturing, and denying, Floyd Landis admitted it. He admitted he was every bit the lying, no-good steroid cheat we knew him to be. Fox News and Sports reports that Landis decided to firebomb. If he’s going down, so are the rest of the cheaters. He’s forgotten that nobody likes a snitch, but he must feel he has...