Leviathan (noun) – a colossal, but destructive force of human ambition and its ability to destroy what it loves in its futile quest for self-indulgent fulfillment. That’s the definition offered by brilliant British satire author Jasper Fforde in his seminal novel, The Fourth Bear, a laugh-a-minute-romp, by the way, for those of you who love literature...
Sal Johnson takes Tiger Woods for the woodshed in part 2 of a 3 part exploration into Tiger’s world. It’s a heck of a detailed piece with a unique inside look at Tiger, the Tour and the inside lives of the players. From the article: “Woods could be most selfish player in sports. I think that Phil Mickelson signs more autographs for kids in one...
While those of us here at AWITP wish for less Tiger Woods news so we could get on with giving out this year’s Jazzy Awards, the hits just keep coming for the world’s number 1 golfer. A woman was rushed to the hospital from Woods’s home at 2:36 a.m. The Daily News and New York Post hinted it may have Elin Nordegren’s mother. From their article:...
As Team Tiger tucks tail and hides, the worst silence comes from Tim Finchem. As new allegations involving Woods picking up a Perkins manager/waitress near his Windemere mansion appear in the New York post, and an alleged Ambien-fueled sex tryst with Rachel Uchitel, comes to light in the Boston Herald, Tim Finchem has been more silent than Woods and, like Tiger, he...
Here is a transcript of Tiger Woods’s latest statement regarding his alleged marital infidelity: “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings...
Both the New York Post and New York Daily News have published stories alleging that waitress and reality TV contestant Jaimee Grubbs has admitted to a steamy affair with Tiger Woods, this revelation on the heels of Woods’s alleged trysts with event planner Rachel Uchitel and his mysterious car crash of Thanksgiving night. The Post ran text messages allegedly...
Tiger Woods will have to pay around $164 and lose up to four points on his license for a “careless driving ticket,” but will not face any further penalty from Florida Police after his 2 a.m. crash Thanksgiving night. According to sources, FHP Major Cindy Williams said no criminal charges would be filed against Woods and the investigation was being closed...
Like father, like daughter. Parody is an effective weapon. Dan Jenkins’s daughter Sally has this hilarious read: You want answers? How bout a new golf shirt instead? From the piece: “Nevertheless, I understand the relentless curiosity about me, given my sacrosanct greatness and all I do for the good of humanity, and so I have decided to release a...
Tiger Woods announced on his website that he will not play in the Chevron World Challenge, his own tournament. Here is the text of the announcement: “Due to injuries sustained in a one-car accident last week, Tiger Woods will be unable to play in the 2009 Chevron World Challenge. “I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this...
The National Enquirer Executive Editor, Barry Levine, spoke on Geraldo at Large regarding the denials of Rachel Uchitel regarding her alleged involvement with Tiger Woods. Here is the video: Levine said, “We are not worried in the least if there is litigation in this matter…if there was an action we would defend it vigorously….this story took us...
Finally, the golf media is letting Tiger Woods hear ot for his poor sportsmanship. Golf.com’s Mike Walker has this hilarious parody article of a press release from Tiger’s people as to what Teflon Tiger is thinking about his latest club hurl into a gallery. From the article: “Mr. Woods mis-hit his tee shot due to a father taking pictures of his...
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Guys, please be nice…but boy, talk about softball questions! I like the part about “resurging” and “back on track,” which translates to “Boy are we glad we got rid of that nut job Bivens and her lickspittle Libba Galloway! Dork alert!” Seriously though, the LPGA COULD be the flagship of all women’s sports, and at least...
Click here for the story From Golf Observer: From the article: “Today could be one of the most important days in the history of the LPGA. It’s been a long four years of hardship for this once proud organization as Carolyn Bivens has driven it to despair. So with the announcement today that Michael Whan has been named the 8th commissioner of the LPGA Tour...
So the New York Post has really been hammering the Steve Phillips cheating story. I’m surprised they didn’t find this video of Phillips’s wife’s choice words for him in private… Meanwhile Steve Czaban sums…this…up nicely… “This gal couldn’t get laid at a Star Trek convention with a fist full of $20’s...