Cousin It after getting electrocuted by Uncle Fester? No, it’s uber-lunkhead Boris Becker offering support to Tiger Woods. Hey Boris, are you pimping for Supercuts now?
CNN reports Tiger’s approval rating has dropped to 34%…that’s from a pre-crash high of 85%. Ouch.
In pot-meets-kettle news, philanderer Boris Becker supports Tiger. The question is, what the hell did he do to his hair??!! Can you say “mid-life crisis?” Gott in Himmel, he looks like he stuck his finger in a light socket.
The Huffington Post was brilliant in their parody of Tiger’s skanks called, “I had sex with Tiger Woods…nice job summarizing the subtext!
Finally, Eli and history major Steph Wei (and yes she golfs, blogs, and golf blogs occasionally too:), has this scathing rebuke of Tim Finchem‘s teddy bears, gum drops, and rainbows view of the steroids issue and Tigressions.
See why we choose Yale over Harvard every time? As my advisor said when I was 13 and looking at boarding schools, “there’s something about a Connecticut education…”
