Details have emerged about that fateful which ultimately sent Tiger Woods into sex rehab, and a bad-look-alike out in a mis-guided effort to throw the media off the trail. (Boy, wasn’t that just Gaffe-tastic! Thanks for the laughs!) According to the Daily News, Woods broke the news to Elin that the National Enquirer story about he and Rachel Uchitel would be...
Georgina Littlejohn of the U.K. tabloid Daily Mail writes explosive allegations of sex and cover up regarding a newly discovered mistress of Tiger Woods. British mother of two Emma Rotterham was reportedly paid $500,000. for silence about their affair, but refused to surrender her cell phone to the Team Woods flunkies who delivered the cash to a secret location in...
Nicely done, Ryan. Doug Barron not only proclaims his innocence, but demands greater transparency in the PGA Tour’s testing and punishments. We join in that request, except of course for Tim Finchem, who – in one of the biggest frauds in steroids testing history – surrendered his own dweeb-infused specimen, presumedly because he’s a shoo-in to...
Fans at the Australian Open tennis tournament lampooned Tiger Woods, putting him in a giant purple pimp hat, with scepter, bling and cash as a joke, similar to the skit performed at a Jacksonville jaguars game earlier this year, where a character dress liked Elin chased a Tiger clad actor around with an oversized novelty club. Both crowds howled their approval. Tim...
The first legitimate news outlet has finally reported conclusively that they believe Tiger Woods is in Hattiesburg, Mississippi for sex addiction recovery and treatment at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, one of the nation’s top treatment centers. The Orlando Sentinel quoted two TV Broadcasting sources in their story, which was previously...
They had everything: money, fame, fans, trophies, and glory. It was their world, we just lived in it. Then they gave it all back with acts of supreme hubris. They have met the enemy…in the mirror. Sure, Tiger Woods’s fall from grace may have been the swiftest collapse from the highest pedestal, but let’s look at some more men and women who ruled the...
Accenture has replaced Tiger Woods with a surfing elephant in ads around the world. The New York Daily News reports the switch. Woods replaced by a surfing elephant? That’s reedonkyoulous… In a related matter, stocks of companies using Woods are treading water after significant initial losses. Finally Lawrence Donagan reports, (with a hat tip to Tom...
A Colorado man has been arrested for altering Gatorade bottle featuring Tiger Woods by replacing real labels with ones marked “Unfaithful.” According to the article, Jason Eric Kay, 38, of Longmont, Colo., was arrested on charges of misbranding and altering food labels “with intent to cause serious injury to the business of any person,”...
Now through the magic of surveillance video in the garage at Tiger Woods’s Windemere home, we have, on tape, the final discussion between Elin and Tiger before – torn between an iron and a wood – Tiger crashed into a tree and fire hydrant! Hey, at least he can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Elin, of course, is the blond:)
Boy talk about Haterade, this weekend, a Denver TV station broke the story that some creative, irreverent wag replaced Tiger Woods Gatorade bottles marked “Focus” with the label “Unfaithful.” Now we hear that the FDA doesn’t think the switch is funny, but a dangerous breach of security, and is investigating. I understand the concern. The...
Avid golf fans are more often likely to get unbiased golf news from U.K. writers, as they are nowhere near as enamored with Woods across the pond as we are in America. Woods’s misbehavior on and off the course has been called out time and again by foreign writers, and they certainly don’t engage in the insane hagiographic hero worship many domestic...
You can tell the presser…err…pressure…is getting to Tim Finchem. He was downright snippy with the media, taking an almost scandalized tone that they would even dare to ask difficult questions about steroids or conduct detrimental to the PGA Tour. Alex Miceli has this article laying out the entire back and forth with the scribes. “Question:...
While Jay is still out on a combination of bereavement and sick leave, the two best reads of the day are from Steve Elling of CBS Sports and the Daily News Team. Jay does have some comments at the end of this piece, and sends his best, and thanks everyone for their support, love, prayers, and concern. He’s deeply grateful, and hopes to return full-time by the...
The New York Post has included a “Tiger Woods’s Babes 2010 Calendar” in today’s paper. It seems as though they are the first to get the idea to the presses. Meanwhile, the MSM and blogs are all agog over Annie Liebowitz’s photos of Woods for an embarrassingly bad Vanity Fair article by Buzz Bissenger. Here’s the Daily News’s...
From AWITP Guest Staff Reports filed while Jay is away on bereavement leave The National Enquirer plans on publishing photos of Tiger Woods embracing a mistress in its January 11, 2010 issue. The Enquirer announcement, which has now been picked up by mainstream news outlets can be found here. From the article: “TIGER WOODS has been caught by a security camera...