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Sports Injuries

Top Ten Ways Jay Broke or Bruised His Ribs

FOREST HILLS, NY – So the funny part about my breaking two ribs and bruising two others in a fall on the Long Island Railroad is that my friends and readers all wondered if this was some big meta-joke they all were missing out on. Sorry to disappoint, (me most of all!) but it isn’t. I’m due for the pain equivalent of a six week kidney stone. I mean...

Before the Masters, it’s all Tiger Tiger Tiger

You’d think all he did was get a DUI or something the way everyone swept 121 skanks under the rug like so much pocket lint. Still, with Hank Haney’s/Jaime Diaz’s book coming out tomorrow, I’m sure there’ll be more than a share of distractions/discussions about things other than swing changes and “tweaked” ligaments. In a Ryan...

Sally Jenkins has some more stern words for Tiger Woods, Disney takes a shot too

There’s a great old insult I like to use: “Well they say genius skips a generation, so your kids should be brilliant.” It’s not true in the Jenkins family though. Sally, already red-hot after her hilarious parodic send-up of a Tiger press release, now pulls out a 9-iron and give Tiger a shot in the chops almost as hard as Elin did. From the...

Winter Golf – Red River Tour 2009

Well with -15 wind chills in NYC this morning, and worse still in store when I head to Siberacuse for the holiday, it’s time for golf in the south. Instead of the annual Florida trip, this year it’s Texas.  Dallas will be this Pittsburgh Steelers fans base of operations, with the rock band Bowling For Soup, as it were.  Here’s the list: Cowboys G...