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Fear and Loathing and Tiger Woods on the Major Championship Trail – 2011 PGA Championship Edition

JOHNS FREAK, GA – Lunatics! Scoundrels and heathens! Upstarts, rogues, and charlatans! Drag them over carpet tacks and dip them in rubbing alcohol, the lot of ’em. May a pack of Tiger Woods’s prostitute harpies give them a disease featuring a particularly viscid eczema. Despite the best efforts of American Airlines, Delta, and two scurvy-ridden...

Tony Korologos Makes the Coolest Par in Road Hole History!

It may not be the greatest or most historic, but it’s definitely the coolest, most unlikely, and most memorable par in Road Hole history. Tony Korologos, the Media Guru, chief mucky-muck of the Golf Space, and AWITP contributor, made four on the 17th at The Old Course at St. Andrews in style. After sniping one off the Old Course Hotel observatory with a...

Book Review – “The Caddie who Won the Masters” is Just a Bad Scooby-Doo Episode

If there is anything more disheartening and disgraceful than people who try to cash in on the goodwill and fame of Augusta National and the Masters it’s people who try to do it while simultaneously smearing the good name and reputation of Clifford Roberts or Augusta National members, all while writing themselves into some golf masturbation fantasy where –...

Jamie Kureluk Shoots 25 on Back Nine

Hat tip to Steph Wei at Wei Under Par and Lorne Rubenstein for finding this bit about a Canadian club pro who shot an 11-under 25 on the back nine of the Cottonwood Golf and Country Club in Calgary during the Alberta Insurance Classic. It’s thought to be a competitive record low nine holes, though not all precincts have yet reported in…still, 25 looks...

Accenture Trades Tiger for Elephant / no Courtesy cars in S.D.

Accenture has replaced Tiger Woods with a surfing elephant in ads around the world. The New York Daily News reports the switch. Woods replaced by a surfing elephant? That’s reedonkyoulous… In a related matter, stocks of companies using Woods are treading water after significant initial losses. Finally Lawrence Donagan reports, (with a hat tip to Tom...

Golf writers agree: Finchem Dangerously Downplaying Problems

Like a furtive man waving people away from a troubling scene with an old cliched, “Nothing to see here, move along,” PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem urged golf writers on his conference call yesterday to believe that Tiger’s transgressions are not worthy of suspension, and Woods’s link to a Doctor whose associates were busted with HGH and...