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Book Review – “The Caddie who Won the Masters” is Just a Bad Scooby-Doo Episode

If there is anything more disheartening and disgraceful than people who try to cash in on the goodwill and fame of Augusta National and the Masters it’s people who try to do it while simultaneously smearing the good name and reputation of Clifford Roberts or Augusta National members, all while writing themselves into some golf masturbation fantasy where –...

NBC Report: Woods Dr. Galea to Enter Plea in Drug and PED Charges

Hat tip to Ryan Ballengee for catching this story about HGH Doctor Henry Galea of the “blood spinning technique” entering into a plea deal. Galea, a known commodity among PED and steroid cheats, treated Woods with mysterious knee injection treatments which PGA Tour Commissioner Timid Tim Finchem refuses to investigate. From the article: “Woods has...

Memo from the Sports Desk: Think Before you Facebook Something Stupid! Vol. 5

It’s back! One of our favorite sidebars makes its triumphant return to save our staff from a slow news day and make Hell out of the lives of the vacuous lugnuts who use Facebook like a bullhorn. It’s the fifth edition of THINK! BEFORE YOU FACEBOOK SOMETHING STUPID! 10. Lady Gaga is so innovative! 9. Welcome back Keith Olbermann, we missed you. 8. I think...

Video of the WEAK! – Crane, Fowler, Mahan, Watson in “Oh Oh Oh”

People always ask me what I mean when I say “This is reedonkyulous!” Well the video below is a perfect example! This is just flat-out frightening on so many levels:P Oh well, no one can claim that golfers are too stiff anymore. Bubba Watson, Hunter Mahan, Rickie Fowler, and Ben Crane mix Halloween and April Fools Day – and set of every dork alarm in...

Breaking News – Tiger Woods Injured Again

The red flashing light at the bottom of the ESPN screen grabbed my attention away from the game: Tiger Woods injured again. What? Did he fall out of bed and break his schlong? Probably, but that shouldn’t shelf him for golf, although after 121 women, he probably wishes he could hit the ball with his dick. According to stories, if he could do that he would have...

Steve Czaban Slams Tiger Woods Again

I’m working on an article dispelling he myth hat golf needs Tiger Woods. The most refreshing thing I’ve learned? The fans are really fed up with Woods. Despite the papers and the networks being preconditioned and afraid of change – and therefore willing to look the other way when Woods turns into a werewolf, bites the head off a live llama, and...

Kevin Na Cards 16 at Texas Open

Ouch…talk about lashes in the public square, PGA Tour player Kevin Na carded a ghastly 16 at the par-4 9th hole at TPC San Antonio during the first round of the Texas Open. Hitting three from the tee – he lost the first drive right…in perdition, declaring it unplayable – he drove the ball in roughly the same place and tried to hack his way out...

Hank Gola Read of the Day – Venezuala Golf Trip (Sounds Lousy to Me)

My dear friend and colleague Hank Gola of the Daily News – by far and away the best golf writer of all the greater-NYC papers combined – went to Venezuala for vacation. Here is his laugh-out-loud assessment. From the article: “I asked the caddy master if it was going to rain all day. “Media hora,” he told me, which means half an hour. It...