It’s the worst place to host a professional golf tournament because you’ll never rein in the crowd. Bathpage – the wet, soggy mildly overrated public favorite of New Yorkers and loudmouth fans is expedcted to be named host of the 2019 PGA Championship and the 2024 Ryder Cup. Bad idea. They never shut the hell up at Bethpage. Worse still, dumb bunny...
PITTSFORD – What is it James Taylor likes to sing? —It does you no good to pretend, You’ve made a hole too big to mend, It looks like now you lose again, So call on your Rainy Day Man— They’ll be singing that song in Rochester for many decades to come because mighty Oak Hill – the place where once only ten men finished a major...
Tune in to Cybergolf all week for Marino Parascenzo and I live from Oak Hill…err Soak Hill. Meanwhile,everybody do the Dufner…just make sure no one trips over you as they walk by:) Article here. From the article – Dufnering – the idea is to look like you smoked too many bong hits at the Grateful Dead show, but actually haven’t had any at...
[Editor’s Note: We interrupt Jay’s series on Casa de Campo…again…for another installment of his Golf Rum Diaries, this time on Cabo del Sol (Part 1). The Casa series will conclude shortly, further continuing his analysis of golf in the Mexico/Caribbean/U.S. Offshore/Central America region. In the meantime, here’s the first piece on...
Tnhis is hilarious – hat tip Steve Czaban. This is why we might want to consider an IQ test to vote…*KIDDING! KIDDING!*
Just as an aside, I thought Phish played the rhombus offense…and doesn’t Moo Shu Pork play for the Rockets?
Two guys not named Tiger Woods finally stole the headlines from 2013 Masters but it took until the 72nd hole to do it. Australia’s Adam Scott bested Argentina’s Angel Cabrera in a two-hole sudden death playoff after they each birdied the 18th hole, but until then this was the Masters That Begged to be Forgotten – pouring rain, ugly rules violations...
DUCK! PHIL’S GOT A NEW CLUB AGAIN! Phil Mickelson loves to tinker. First it was two drivers, then I was no driver, then it was no 3-wood, then it was 80-degree wedge, (or something like that)…now it’s “Phrankenclub,” a cross between a driver and 3-wood which is supposed to hit the ball out of sight, but not into the rough or trees. Phil...
Here’s one of our regular features we haven’t done for a while – a special type of equipment review of my writing and photography gear. (For a laugh Google “Olympus Camedia Product Review” and see what comes up first. You’ll see what I mean.) I’m loyal to my gear if it performs. If it serves me well, I’m only too proud...
Since silly season is upon us, it’s time to turn our attention to the yearly Jay’s Golf Awards, known around here as the Jazzys. We’ll recall all the best and worst of the year while mixing in some new course reviews, Cybergolf pieces, and kicking off the new series at Back 9 Network before the January run begins. We’ll highlighting Best New...
I’ve heard of people having a bad reaction to the election, (***Kidding! Kidding!***), but Charlie Beljan takes the cake. he fires a sixty-four tom take the leadt the Disnay, then got a cross between a panic attack and heart palpitations. Here’s the only video I could find. Tune into Cybergolf for more.
Video. Hat tip: ESPN
Hat Tip: Steve Czaban at www.czabe.com
This is the second green at TPC Boston last week:
KIAWAH ISLAND, SC – In light of the two hour and forty minute shuttle ride from the media hotel to the golf course – a whopping 22 miles – From the home office in Murfreesburg, South Carolina here we go… 10. Campaign for President 9. Film the next Quentin Tarantino epic 8. Catch up on your “Game of Thrones” marathon on HBO 7. Walk...
While we finish up some serious U.S. Open prep work, get ready for the Travis Invitational at Garden City and the Anderson Team event at Winged Foot, and continue our Architect’s Progress Series, here’s proof that Ron Artest is still the same jerk he was before changing his name to Metta World Peace. How about changing your name again to something more...
The only thing that surpasses how noisy, filthy, and empty Galik Ambarson’s “My Kitchen” restaurant is would be how much of an odious, despicable, drunken, violent, homophobic, morally bankrupt douchebag he is. As you might remember, he had many months of being not only a C rated restaurant from the NYC Department of Health, but one of the worst...
As usual, Steve Elling is putting on a dominating Tiger-esque performance (As a writer! Not a porn wannabee!) in the best review of Jaime Diaz/Hank Haney’s book on Tiger, “The Big Miss.” From the article: “9. Toilet humor and Tiger This is not a real revelation, since Woods’ comedy leanings are scatological and sophomoric at best and his...