It’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaack. One of our old favorites! We haven’t had a rehash of the vapid, the crazy, the deluded, or the mind-numbingly boring Facebook posts in far too long, and we could all use a good laugh, with all the bad news about Iran getting ready to nuke everyone, and Russia preparing to annex Alaska. “You keep talking about, then you never...
We’re bringing it back! An old favorite column we haven’t run in ages – Think Before you Facebook Something Stupid. In fact, in honor of Steve Elkington’s horrifying Twitter account, especially yesterday’s homophobic lunacies, we may expand the column to Twitter soon as well. But for now, here’s the latest vapid, stupid, shocking...
It’s back! One of our favorite sidebars makes its triumphant return to save our staff from a slow news day and make Hell out of the lives of the vacuous lugnuts who use Facebook like a bullhorn. It’s the fifth edition of THINK! BEFORE YOU FACEBOOK SOMETHING STUPID! 10. Lady Gaga is so innovative! 9. Welcome back Keith Olbermann, we missed you. 8. I think...
Tony Korologos played golf with a prominent amateur who apparently has million-dollar talent but a ten-cent head. According to this story, a thief who stole frozen yogurt from a store actually bragged about it on Facebook. I told you it was a good time to bring back “Think B4 you Facebook something stupid!” Tony and I will be teaming up the day after...
Here we go again. You can’t make this stuff up…well I wouldn’t anyway. Enresto the Iguana, who handles sports prognostication, security, and runner duties around here wanted to get all Medieval on people who were making it impossible to read my Facebook page because they post 48 times a day (really…I have three friends on that pace…)...
MEMO FROM THE SPORTS DESK: That’s right, Ernesto the Prediction Iguana, (12-2-1 in his last three weeks of football picks!), is back with another edition of “Think Before you Facebook Something STUPID!” We all love Facebook, but when you get over 250 friends, it gets hard to keep track of everything when “friends” decide that any and...
MEMO FROM THE SPORTS DESK: Once again, life proves stranger than fiction, and people prove they still have not learned that not every thought is worthy of public expression. Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and I had this epic rant last time, and between many people responding that “thank God someone said something,” and getting four months of mind-numbing...
We interrupt this sports website for a public service announcement. Most of you have met Ernesto. Ernesto is our Prediction Iguana. Ernesto correctly picked Padraig Harrington to win two straight Open Championships, (well done, Ernesto!), and had Italy in the 2006 World Cup. Ernesto also works security around here, along with other odd jobs. Ernesto said to...