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Breaking News – Tiger Woods Injured Again

The red flashing light at the bottom of the ESPN screen grabbed my attention away from the game: Tiger Woods injured again.

What? Did he fall out of bed and break his schlong?

Probably, but that shouldn’t shelf him for golf, although after 121 women, he probably wishes he could hit the ball with his dick.

According to stories, if he could do that he would have passed Nicklaus by now…

Anyway, we won’t learn any facts from Tiger. He says he hurt it on a shot at the Masters, but all his press releases are meant to engender sympathy and not be even remotely truthful. For the truth, look in some other direction.

Here’s a write up from USA Today.