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Memo from the Sports Desk: Think Before you Facebook Something Stupid! Vol. 5

It’s back! One of our favorite sidebars makes its triumphant return to save our staff from a slow news day and make Hell out of the lives of the vacuous lugnuts who use Facebook like a bullhorn. It’s the fifth edition of THINK! BEFORE YOU FACEBOOK SOMETHING STUPID!

10. Lady Gaga is so innovative!

9. Welcome back Keith Olbermann, we missed you.

8. I think I look like Brad Pitt! (For Doppelganger Week, and no, he doesn’t, not even in his dreams.)

7. Yay! Fondue night!

6. Playing “Battleship” with my little cousins.

5. Tweet, tweet, tweety birds! Oooops! Sorry, wrong station.

4. I’m having an existential crisis.

3. Just changed the baby’s diaper…again…

2. Please join me in playing “Pirates!” My crew hasn’t gotten any bigger in four days!

1. Do you think [Name Redacted] is secretly a unicorn?

P.S. Whoever came up with Doppelganger Week had a really good idea!

P.P.S. If you want to read all the lists, just click on the link to “Think B4 You…” which is right below post and is also on the categories bar on the right.