Torrey the Prediction Cat returns to his yearly prognostication duties just in time for Super Bowl LVII. Here is Torrey’s pick…and hey! Last year – for once – we actually got the Super Bowl right! As always, we do a teaser pick, which means the line moves six points in your favor, but you have to hit them both. SUPERBOWL LVII EAGLES +4.5 vs...
Torrey the Prediction Cat lost his first opportunity to surpass Ernesto the Prediction Iguana in lifetime overall prediction percentage on this website. Torrey’s 1-3 record overall and 0-2 tally in teasers dropped him to 5-5 overall this playoff season, and 2-3 in teasers. The UNDERS in the Saturday games killed everybody, but the late flips on Sunday helped...
Torrey the Prediction Cat went a solid 4-2 last week overall, 2-1 in teasers. Swelling his lifetime percentage in this column to just shy of 60%, Torrey continued his winning ways playing the Chiefs and Bucs. Sadly the third parlay of road dogs spit the bit, but in sports prognostication, 59% is Gold Standard, and Torrey has not only carried on the torch passed to...
It’s Super Duper Duper Stoopid Wild Card weekend! Seven seeds and triple headers and Monday night games: OH MY!! Well let’s take the absurdity over the top: once again it’s time for Torrey the Prediction Cat to start handing out winners like Christmas candy! As always we do 2-team teasers here, so we get to move the line six points in our favor...
Torrey the Prediction Cat went 3-1 last week, 1-1 in teaser bets. His lone loss was – surprise surprise! – the Bills couldn’t cover. Still, Torrey is a solid 10-2 on the season, 4-2 in teaser bets. The Super Bowl has been a bit of a bugaboo lately in this column. Then again, who had 13-3 as the final score last year? Nobody, that’s who! As...
Torrey the Prediction Cat went a perfect 4-0 last week, (2-0 in teasers), bringing his playoff record this season to a sterling 7-1 overall, 3-1 in teasers. Here’s this week’s winners before they happen. All lines from vegasinsider.com, HOME TEAM IN CAPS. NFC buccaneers +9.5 at PACKERS PACKERS-buccaneers OVER 44.5 9.5 is too many points to gave to give...
Torrey the Prediction Cat went a solid 3-1 overall last week, 1-1 in teasers. He hit with the Saints and Bills and the OVER in STEELERS-browns. As usual we do two team teasers here and move the Vegas Insider Consensus line six point sin our favor. HOME TEAM IN CAPS PACK IT UP! PACKERS -1/2 vs. rams PACKERS-rams OVER 39.5 The Rams traveled to Seattle and won a playoff...
The only thing that can turn Super Wild Card Weekend into Super Duper Duper Wildcard Weekend isn’t an eighth team with an under .500 record getting stomped by the 1-seed. It’s the return of the greatest animal sporting handicap column – this one. Torrey the Prediction Cat went a sterling 59-21 overall, 28-18 in teaser plays last year. (That’s...
That “Oh by the way” touchdown at the end of Super Bowl LIV doomed Torrey the Prediction Cat’s Super Bowl parlay, but he still finished the season 59-21 overall, 28-18 in teasers.
We’ll see you next season!
Torrey the Prediction Cat went 3-1 overall last week, 1-1 in teasers. That puts his playoff record at 10-6 overall, 4-4 in teasers. His only loss was he had the UNDER in the NINERS-packers game, and it went OVER. That moves the season totals to 58-20 overall, 26-17 in teasers. Here’s your Super Bowl LIV winning pick before it happens. As always we use the lines...
Torrey the Prediction Cat went a solid 4-2 last weekend, 2-1 in teasers, to raise his playoff record to 7-5, 3-3 in teasers. He hit with the Chiefs, Seahawks, and two UNDER calls. His only blemishes were the Vikings laying and egg in San Fran and the Ravens getting their wings clipped by Tennessee. Here’s this week’s winners before they happen. As always...
Torrey the Prediction Cat closed the regular season with a perfect 6-0 record for week 16 (30 in teasers). As you remember, he makes no picks week 17 – rosters are too fluid for accurate prediction – so save your money, and follow his lead! That means that the greatest animal sports prognosticator finished the season 55-17 overall, 22-14 in teasers, a 61...
Merry Christmas from Torrey the Prediction Cat! He’s the gift that keeps on giving this season, going 4-2 last week, 2-1 in teasers to raise the season totals to a blistering 49-17 overall, and 19-14 in the all-important teasers category. His lone loss was his Dolphins and the UNDER. (It’s about time the Giants played well this season…) He hit with...
You know a good Christmas gift that keeps on giving? Torrey the Prediction Cat’s NFL Picks. Torrey continued his sizzling run with another 5-1 week, 2-1 in teasers, swelling the season totals to a sterling 45-15 overall, 17-13 in teasers. Last week he won with the Niners, Dolphins and Ravens, as well as two OVER calls. Here’s this week’s winners...
There was no tryptophan hangover for Torrey the Prediction Cat as he won both game son Thanksgiving Day, then three more en route to another 5-1 week, 2-1 in teasers. That swells the season overall record to a rousing 41-13, 16-11 in teasers. Remember that aawful start? Well that’s a distant memory. Since the threatened benching in October, Torrey has gone 25...