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The Cat Picks the NFL Playoffs – 2022 Conference Championships

TORREY THE PREDICTION CAT HARD AT WORK ON THIS WEEK’S COLUMN.

Torrey the Prediction Cat lost his first opportunity to surpass Ernesto the Prediction Iguana in lifetime overall prediction percentage on this website. Torrey’s 1-3 record overall and 0-2 tally in teasers dropped him to 5-5 overall this playoff season, and 2-3 in teasers. The UNDERS in the Saturday games killed everybody, but the late flips on Sunday helped the bettor rally. Tough week all around, but especially for Torrey, who had his worst playoff week in four years on this column.

It’s time to bounce back. Here are this week’s winners before they happen. And smile when you cash in your winnings.

THREE OUT OF FOUR AIN’T BAD (Apologies to Meat Loaf)

CHIEFS -1 vs bengals

CHIEFS-bengals OVER 48.5

Dear Bills fans:  DON’T JUMP! I know this is worse than the Music City Miracle, but there is that precedent….This too will pass, eventually.

As for Mahones, it still baffles me that they didn’t finish the Bengals off properly the last time they met a few weeks ago. But with that fresh in their minds, the Chiefs are certain to be as laser focused as they were last week in the clutch.

SAN FRANCISCO TREAT

Niners +9.5 AT RAMS

RAMS-niners UNDER 52.

Matthew Stafford and Kooper Cupp will have their hands full with the Niners.