Torrey the Prediction Cat went 3-1 last week, 1-1 in teasers, making his payoff record thus far 5-3 overall and 2-2 in teaser picks. He hit with the Buccaneers covering against the Lions and the BILLS-chiefs game going OVER. And despite “Wide Right Reprise” Torrey covered with the Bills as part of the teaser parley. His lone miss was the Niners failed to cover.
Remember that 1) we use lines from www.vegasinsider.com; 2) we do teasers, so we get to move the line six points in our favor in either direction; and 3) we have to hit both to win. Any ties are a push, unless, of course, we lose the other side of the pick.
Here are this weeks winners before they happen. And remember, a cat is helping you CRUSH YOUR MAN!
SOUTHERN FELLAS!
NINERS -1/2 vs. lions
NINERS-lions OVER 44.5
The Niners and Lions could not be two different franchises: one immortal and one infamous. Could this be the moment their histories finally reverse? Are the Lions ready to assume the crown? It’s think and know: the Lions think they can, the Niners know they will. Both teams will score plenty, so the OVER is the safe play, but look for the Niners offense to rack up 30+ P.S. “Southern Fellas” is a nod to the Dorky dad in the YouTube video that can’t tell one team from another.
NO, NO, BUFFALO!
chiefs +9.5 at RAVENS
RAVENS-chiefs OVER 38.5
Most impressive: even Darth Vader would have marveled at the Chiefs offense as they dispatched hometown and favored Buffalo…again. The Ravens defense is a player or two away from stopping them Worse still, the Ravens aren’t exactly unbeatable at home. Look for Mahomes to have another big game and send the Chiefs to the title game.
