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The Cat Won His Super Bowl LVIII Pick

PUKE-A-TRONIC! BUT THE CAT CALLED IT CORRECTLY…SO THERE’S THAT…

Torrey the Prediction Cat correctly hit the Chiefs and the OVER in his Super Bowl pick to finish the playoff season at 4-3 in teasers, 9-4 over all.

Meanwhile, Chiefs win, Niners blow it, Taylor goes to after parties, I puke, the end.

This is the 19th consecutive season the animal prognosticators in this column have finished the season above .500. Torrey will now return to practicing his pointing, playing jazz piano, and his soccer team, the Jellicles.

They’ll beat those old Rumpuscats yet. Until then, see ya next season!