Torrey the Prediction Cat went 3-1 overall last week, 1-1 in teasers, bringing his playoff totals to 8-4 overall, 3-3 in teasers. The lone blemish was the UNDER hit in RAVENS-chiefs because Baltimore turned the ball over at the goal line twice in the fourth quarter. And as for Justin Tucker, WTH? C’mon man, you’re the kicker. Leave that to the linebackers.
Meanwhile, the Lions…the Lions…the Lions…
Anyway, it’s the last chance saloon for Torrey. He has to hit the Super Bowl teaser or else suffer the first ever losing season in teasers in the 20 year history of this column.
Oh boy…we’re like 5-14 in Super Bowl teasers around here…
Remember that 1) we use lines from www.vegasinsider.com; 2) we do teasers, so we get to move the line six points in our favor in either direction; and 3) we have to hit both to win. Any ties are a push, unless, of course, we lose the other side of the pick.
SUPER BOWL LVIII
Chiefs +4 vs. Niners
Niners-Chiefs OVER 41.5
It should be a phenomenal game, offensively more than defensively, though Bosa is a beast. The Chiefs looked stronger through their playoff run than San Fran did, especially the last two weeks where the Niners squeaked by. Torrey hates to say it, but bad news NFL fans: Kelce catches the winning TD pass in OT, proposes to Taylor Swift on national TV, we all puke, the end.
