He’s back – the single greatest feline sports prognosticator returns with his annual column and ascends his yearly throne. Torrey the Prediction Cat has a lifetime 59.4% accuracy rate using his soon-to-be patented and licensed across the globe teaser system
Torrey picks two games, but has to win or tie both. Because it’s a teaser play, Vegas rules allow you to move the line of each game six points in either direction. We use the lines from www.vegasinsider.com, the gold standard of oddsmakers on line for NFL plays. So here goes – Torrey the Prediction Cat is off and running!
BIG BATTALIONS!
EAGLES -1/2 vs. packers
BILLS -1.5 vs. broncos
Now that I live out west, there are a lot of people smoking a ton of HOPIUM about the Broncos defense, but I’m not buying it. Josh Allen and that potent offense won’t bow out in round one.
OVER EASY!
BILLS-broncos OVER 40.5
EAGLES-packers OVER 40.5
Potent offenses on three of the four sides in this teaser. And white-hot QBs loaded with weapons. Buffalo has an opportunistic defense that can score points and Philly has both an opportunistic defense and special teams. Torrey says ride the points, and crush your man!
vikings +1/2 at RAMS
RAVENS -2.5 vs steelers
Which Mike Tomlin-coached Steeler teams will show up this one? THE ONE THAT PLAYS TO THE LEVEL OF ITS COMPETITION> Steeler fans have been calling for Tomlin’s head for 3-4 years now, and deservedly so. He underwhelms, and the Steelers reflect that in the playoffs pf late. With all the devastation in LA due to the wildfires, football is not even on the radar screen. The game will like be moved, with an announcement due any time.
