Cousin It after getting electrocuted by Uncle Fester? No, it’s uber-lunkhead Boris Becker offering support to Tiger Woods. Hey Boris, are you pimping for Supercuts now? CNN reports Tiger’s approval rating has dropped to 34%…that’s from a pre-crash high of 85%. Ouch. In pot-meets-kettle news, philanderer Boris Becker supports Tiger. The...
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Still it’s the textbook definition of parody, and the editing work is tight…
After nearly three weeks, I couldn’t believe it. I could stick my head out, and it seemed the avalanche was over. Oh there’s still windblown snow flying around, and another fall may come, but unless its the Dr. galea story getting updated, we have a breather finally. The real time updates have finally stopped. The breakneck pace of dalliance has stopped...
In what may be a major victory for not only Tiger Woods, but also the PGA Tour, Buffalo News cited sources close to the Galea investigation as saying that while other athletes may be involved in the Galea investigation, Tiger Woods was not. According to the article, “No evidence has surfaced linking Tiger Woods to the use of performanceenhancing drugs, sources...
Nicely done by our chief Ireland correspondent:) Brian Keogh, who will be a dad soon, has this great interview with Paddy on Cheetah…err…Tiger. From the article: “I’M AMAZED by the fact I’m out on Tour and knew nothing. I must have my head in a hole or something like that. Seemingly nobody knew anything. That just amazes me. I thought...
Here’s a great Daily News article explaining how actovegin is seen in sports medicine circles as an aid to doping. As writer Nate Vinton says: “Actovegin may not be a banned substance in pro sports, but according to experts, the mysterious product is thought to be an accessory to the crime of doping. The Swiss-made calf’s blood derivative, which...
Like a furtive man waving people away from a troubling scene with an old cliched, “Nothing to see here, move along,” PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem urged golf writers on his conference call yesterday to believe that Tiger’s transgressions are not worthy of suspension, and Woods’s link to a Doctor whose associates were busted with HGH and...
As the world continues to be held hostage by Tiger Woods, according to the Times On-Line Elin Nordegren has hired celebrity divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope, 82, who boasts of being “one of the pre-eminent family law attorneys in the United States”, with experience in handling big-money, big-name cases. Past celebrity clients have included Cary Grant, Britney...
“As the most revered athlete of his generation, Woods has been toppled off his pedestal like Saddam Hussein’s statue in Baghdad . He’s become a laughing stock, lampooned on SNL and the subject of a new internet gag every day.” – Hank Gola, New York Daily News How did it come to this? Tiger Woods was supposed to be bigger than golf. Well...
Sports Business News – the place to go to understand the economics of sport – reports that Tim Finchem admits the PGA Tour will lose title sponsors and other endorsers: “It’s possible we could lose a couple of events; it’s probable that we’re going to lose some sponsors,” Finchem told the media on Wednesday, as reported by...
We hadn’t even started our Thanksgiving leftovers when the news broke that would become golf’s rejoinder to the Kennedy assassination. We will always remember where we were, and what we were doing at 2:30 p.m. on Friday November 27, 2009, when we heard the news or saw the Internet headline: “Tiger Woods in Serious Condition after Car Accident...
Accenture not only dropped Tiger Woods, but had the courage to come out and make a statement condemning the bahavior. Nike are you there? Or would you let a flippin’ werewolf plug your gear? Go ahead! Be a Tiger! I’ve been an Adidas guy all my life anyway. From the announcement on Accenture’s website: “Given the circumstances of the last two...
We’ve never been here before…maybe not in any sport since the Black Sox…Tiger’s scandal has golf entering the Twilight Zone. From the article: “But the shock of Tiger possibly being gravely hurt was coupled with even more puzzling news: it was a one-car crash which occurred at 2:15 in the morning, hours after Thanksgiving, as he was...
William Rhoden slams Tiger Woods for not coming out and facing us, choosing to speak again through his website and ask for privacy for the grillionth time. From the article: “If his representatives think this statement will put out the fire, they are wrong. They have been wrong for 17 days. Anyone with compassion feels for the Woods family. But this was simply...
Hysterical! New candidate for Video of the Week.