It’s not what he said, but how he said it – and although Tiger Woods “apologized” it was forced, defiant, ambiguous, and most of all insincere. which means he’s still done little to rehabilitate his shattered image. “It was totally phony” said one prominent, award-winning journalist. “He only did this for endorsements...
Looks like Tiger Woods has Gloria Allred’s panties in a bunch, but just not the way he usually likes when it comes to womens’ underwear. The high-octane attorney who reps Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James (real name Veronica Siwak-Daniels for those of you scoring at home), is holding her own press conference after Woods gets done grovelling to his wife...
People have asked me for my opinion about Tiger Woods/IMG ordering the Golf Writers Association of America to show up at Woods’s “news conference” where he’ll deliver a fake apology, but not be allowing any questions. Here it is, as part of my letter to Varten Kupelian, the president: I think the golf writers should boycott the Tiger Woods...
Sal Johnson teamed up with Robinson Holloway to write a fictional piece about Tiger Woods which claims to draw on “It’s Wonderful Life,” but really mixes in quite a bit of the ghosts from “A Christmas Story” as well:):) I have mixed feelings about the piece, but got a huge laugh out of this bit: “Eldrick’s ears are assaulted...
I luv ya, Van Sickle, and I’m always glad when you lay the lumber to a chump, lunkhead, or dingbat who needs it, but I still say the world needs to hear from Tiger what he’s sorry about and why he’s sorry. Otherwise he’ll forever be evasive, ungrateful, and selfish… …and as for the Tour? Timid Finchem is married to the money. Woods...
by Tony Korologos
ORLANDO, FL – Here’s is the article and the video of the week.
I found the show stopper. Tail Of The Tiger Golf Balls is a set of one dozen golf balls, each of which contains one of the first 12 mistresses of Tiger Woods. Picture and video above.
The most important person – the person who’s “temperature” the media should “take” in gauging whether Tiger Woods is really learning from this experience and is on the road to recovery – is Elin. She’s been wronged, humiliated, and followed by the paparazzi. She’s been lied to repeatedly, belittled, and watched as...
Details have emerged about that fateful which ultimately sent Tiger Woods into sex rehab, and a bad-look-alike out in a mis-guided effort to throw the media off the trail. (Boy, wasn’t that just Gaffe-tastic! Thanks for the laughs!) According to the Daily News, Woods broke the news to Elin that the National Enquirer story about he and Rachel Uchitel would be...
Georgina Littlejohn of the U.K. tabloid Daily Mail writes explosive allegations of sex and cover up regarding a newly discovered mistress of Tiger Woods. British mother of two Emma Rotterham was reportedly paid $500,000. for silence about their affair, but refused to surrender her cell phone to the Team Woods flunkies who delivered the cash to a secret location in...
The funny thing about it is…he’s right! There’s no surly prima donna deliberately being passive aggressive and intentionally wearing the opposite color of the rest of the team so he could look like “the playing captain,” there’s no chump who refuses to get along with #2 in the world Phil Mickelson and flatten all comers like Mighty...
Fans at the Australian Open tennis tournament lampooned Tiger Woods, putting him in a giant purple pimp hat, with scepter, bling and cash as a joke, similar to the skit performed at a Jacksonville jaguars game earlier this year, where a character dress liked Elin chased a Tiger clad actor around with an oversized novelty club. Both crowds howled their approval. Tim...
They had everything: money, fame, fans, trophies, and glory. It was their world, we just lived in it. Then they gave it all back with acts of supreme hubris. They have met the enemy…in the mirror. Sure, Tiger Woods’s fall from grace may have been the swiftest collapse from the highest pedestal, but let’s look at some more men and women who ruled the...
Accenture has replaced Tiger Woods with a surfing elephant in ads around the world. The New York Daily News reports the switch. Woods replaced by a surfing elephant? That’s reedonkyoulous… In a related matter, stocks of companies using Woods are treading water after significant initial losses. Finally Lawrence Donagan reports, (with a hat tip to Tom...
A Colorado man has been arrested for altering Gatorade bottle featuring Tiger Woods by replacing real labels with ones marked “Unfaithful.” According to the article, Jason Eric Kay, 38, of Longmont, Colo., was arrested on charges of misbranding and altering food labels “with intent to cause serious injury to the business of any person,”...
Now through the magic of surveillance video in the garage at Tiger Woods’s Windemere home, we have, on tape, the final discussion between Elin and Tiger before – torn between an iron and a wood – Tiger crashed into a tree and fire hydrant! Hey, at least he can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Elin, of course, is the blond:)