MEMO FROM THE SPORTS DESK: That’s right, Ernesto the Prediction Iguana, (12-2-1 in his last three weeks of football picks!), is back with another edition of “Think Before you Facebook Something STUPID!”
We all love Facebook, but when you get over 250 friends, it gets hard to keep track of everything when “friends” decide that any and every thought is worthy of public expression. So for all the times you may have missed a friend’s birth announcement, a great party, someone who seriously needed consoling, or reconnecting with a long lost hottie who decided maybe you were Mr. Right after all and, “hey baby, you and me and bottle makes three, so meet you in my bed in 20…” here’s what you DID get…
So and so is…
10. …Pancakes for dinner! LUVS!
9. …Does anyone else like Clamato?
8. …OMG! I just found good street food two blocks from work!
7. …ate too many Luna bars.
6. …Damn! Out of fruit punch!
5. …is on her way home.
(Thank you Twitter…)
4. …is seated in an exit row.
3. …just paid the bills
2. …Nite nite! Don’t let the bedbugs bite!
and my favorite of the month…so and so…
1. …needs to know the best way to kill zombies.
