We’re bringing it back! An old favorite column we haven’t run in ages – Think Before you Facebook Something Stupid. In fact, in honor of Steve Elkington’s horrifying Twitter account, especially yesterday’s homophobic lunacies, we may expand the column to Twitter soon as well. But for now, here’s the latest vapid, stupid, shocking, mind-numbing gibberish from YOUR Facebook friends! Until next time, remember: not every thought is worthy of public expression!
10. I just dropped my phone in the toilet! (React: I don’t think the bag of rice will work on…that…)
9. I like dresses! (React: Vaaaaaaaa-piiiiiiiiid…vaaaaaaaaapiiiiiiiiid…)
8. Anybody up for the Jethro Tull concert? (React: Sure…right after Rush and Whytesnake…)
7. I soooo can’t wait to wear flip-flops and sandals… (React: SoCal, you can go to Hell now:)
6. I ate dinner at Publix tonight! (Come on people! If you’re going to post food, it has to be interesting or you’re wasting people’s time!)
5. Anyone who voted for Romney is a racist! I learned to think like that at Trinity College…
4. I’m staying home watching TV tonight.
3. There’s a whole bunch of deers in my back yard. (React: I said to her “Deer.” She looked blankly at me. “Wha?” she asked vacantly. “Deer!” I repeated. “Not deers. ‘Deer’ is already plural. You wouldn;t say ‘Chineses’, would you?” Good lord!
For numbers 2 and 1 we’re gonna go to the videotape:
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and number one…
And that is why you don’t look to the Germans for fashion sense. Until next time, remember – THINK! Before you Facebook something STUPID!!
