Fans Ask “Is it our Time?” as Plucky Comets Steal Another win By Jay Flemma, Special to Facewash Magazine UTICA, NY – This was game the fans had been waiting for. This was the moment of truth: that gut-check, dig-deep, “go out there and take it” win that eluded local teams for forty-five years. This was the kind of game four and a half...
Faith the Cat went 1-1, 2-2 so far in her picks. (She has the Eagles and the over tonight, so we’ll recalculate the stats next week, but right now we stand 25-15 overall, but only 9-11 in teasers.) This week Jazz takes his turn in the hot seat, the third of the four cats who sub in for a month while our normal animal prognosticator, Ernesto the Prediction...
For the second year in a row, Squeakers the Cat did a lousy job of picking the games while our normal guy, Ernesto the Prediction Iguana, is on vacation. Squeakers went 4-2 – barely, thanks Steelers for helping save us from the first winless teaser week in AWITP history – and she went only 1-2 in teasers. I suppose it’s not her fault…I mean...
Ernesto the Prediction Iguana went a dismal 3-3 last week, 1-2 in teasers, dropping the season totals to a mediocre 7-8 in teasers, 20-10 overall. Who knew the Steelers would turn into a football team after those miserable losses to Cleveland, Baltimore, and Tampa? Thanks Packers for not covering, (for the first time this year with us anyway). And the normally...
Ernesto must have been asleep at the switch when he made last week’s picks, because our normally world-class prediction iguana went dismal 1-2 in teasers and a bland 3-3 overall. Hey Ernesto! Quit courting Ashley there and get back to winning! We’re a mundane 6-6 in teasers on the season 17-7 overall. Here’s the plays that are sure to get us well...
Ernesto and I went 5-1 last week, (2-1 in teasers), bringing the season totals to 14-4 over all, 5-4 in teasers. Our only loss was the LIONS-vikings game…who knew those teams had defenses? We also kept winning by going with the Niners and playing against the Jets. We look to continue those trends this week. GREEN LIGHT! panthers +13 at PACKERS seahawks -1/2 at...
So we (that’s Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and I) went 4-2 overall last week, but just 1-2 in teasers, (stupid Lions lost to the hapless Bills…at home! Weak effort!) Anyway that brings the young season totals to 9-3 overall, 3-3 in teasers, but it’s early days yet. Here’s this weeks picks. Watch out! This week the numbers were dangerously...
We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! That’s right! Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and I are comin’ at ya with the BEST fotball betting system on the Internet! Let’s get right to the sure-fire winners that will have your bookie cryin’ for his momma! GREEN LIGHT! HOME COOKIN’! BRONCOS -1 vs. cardinals EAGLES -1 vs. rams The two Superbowl...
Welcome back to your one-stop shop for the best NFL picks in the biz. We here at AWITP bat a gargantuan better than SIXTY PERCENT winning clip here, both overall and in teasers. Here’s how it works: 1. We do teasers here, so you get to move the line six points either way in your favor, but you have to hit both picks. “But that’s harder” you...
I love the first three weeks of the season – you get to say “I told you so” a lot:) Dear Jay: Why do you start your Jay’s Plays NFL Picks as late as Week 5? I want to bet now. Signed, T.C. in the ‘Cuse Good to see you T.C. Here’s why we wait till Week Four or Week 5: BUffalo over Chicago, Miami over New England, Cinci won in...
While we await the Captain’s Picks for the Ryder Cup Tuesday morning, a lot has happened in the sports world! Are you ready for some football?! With the arrival of the season comes the return of the best sports prognostication on the Internet, (in the last four years:)) Ive been running at well over 59%, sometimes as high as five points more! This year...
Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks, punch line no more. That was a rout – the worst drubbing in 21 years. (Dallas throttling Buffalo 55-10 for those of you scoring at home…) We had the Broncos and the over, hitting only one of two and losing the teaser. That makes the season totals 32-20-1 in teasers, 80-25-1 overall. And so it’s back to golf...
Hey Stanford! Who’s a bigger donkey of a Cardinal? Tiger Woods or Richard Sherman? Now – because of the Seattle Socrates’ mouth the whole civilized world is rooting against the Seahawks, while the only people outside Washington state rooting for Seattle are loudmouth grungepunk casual fans. The pot smoking hippies are split down the...
That’s more like it! Without the Cincinnati Boneheads choking in the playoffs again, we went 4-0 overall and won both parleys. That brings the season totals to 31-19-1 in teasers, 77-24-1 overall. For the playoffs we are 4-2 overall, 2-1 in teasers. Let’s see if we can make the Bengals loss our only loss of the playoffs! ODDSMAKERS, THANK YOU FOR THE LATE...
Thank you Cincinnati Bengals for spitting the bit against an obviously inferior Chargers team. Four turnovers in S.D. territory while driving for scores…who did you think you were playing? Cleveland? Maybe you should stick to them – that or go home and get arrested…it’s more your speed…leave the playoffs to teams that care. Anyway that...