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Jay’s Plays NFL Picks Returns Next Week – Here’s how it Works

ERNESTO THE PREDICTION IGUANA GEARS UP FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF EPIC FOOTBALL PICKS!
ERNESTO THE PREDICTION IGUANA GEARS UP FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF EPIC FOOTBALL PICKS!

Welcome back to your one-stop shop for the best NFL picks in the biz. We here at AWITP bat a gargantuan better than SIXTY PERCENT winning clip here, both overall and in teasers.

Here’s how it works:

1. We do teasers here, so you get to move the line six points either way in your favor, but you have to hit both picks. “But that’s harder” you say…not if you play smart. Here’s how…

2. Don’t bet every game. Remember Ace Rothstein from Casino? He didn’t bet all 100 games on the card – he’d bet the two that were winners. So Rule 1 is play SMART…losers chase action…winners stay cool and win one game at a time.

2. Stay away from NFC East and West inter-divisional match-ups! You never know what you’re going to get week-to-week.

3. Be the playground bully. Bet against crappy teams even more than you bet on good teams. Example – Jacksonville or Oakland! An ATM machine for you!

4. Don’t forget the Over/Under! It’s your friend in a week where the lines are too close for comfort.

5. If you’re not 100% confident, DON’T BET THE GAME!

6. Bet ultra-conservatively the first five weeks. That’s when the most upsets happen (outside week 16). We break that rule next week…so here’s our litmus test.

7. Stay away from 7.5 and 3.5 lines…As Mike Mosely once said, “Danger Will Robinson!”

8. Bow to the power of Jay and Enresto the Prediction Iguana! Thank us as you clean out your bookie!