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NFL Picks – Super Bowl XLVIII Edition – Jay’s Plays ***Preliminary Pick***

I DIDN'T KNOW SEAHAWKS SQUAWK LIKE TURKEYS...
I DIDN’T KNOW SEAHAWKS SQUAWK LIKE TURKEYS…

Hey Stanford! Who’s a bigger donkey of a Cardinal? Tiger Woods or Richard Sherman?

Now – because of the Seattle Socrates’ mouth the whole civilized world is rooting against the Seahawks, while the only people outside Washington state rooting for Seattle are loudmouth grungepunk casual fans. The pot smoking hippies are split down the middle…after all this is Weed Bowl I.

With our 2-0 overall, 1-0 teaser result from last week (we won with the Pats and the UNDER in the NFC game), we are now 32-19-1 in teasers, 79-24-1 overall. In the playoffs we’re 6-2 overall, 3-1 in teasers, the only loss being when the Bengwads laid an egg against the Chargers.

For the Super Bowl, everything turns on the weather. If it’s above 40 degrees and there’s no wind, the Broncos should coast to a comfortable victory, treating the Seahawks like the squawking turkeys they are. If it’s cold and windy, Seattle will clamp down and keep it close, if not win outright.

***Preliminary pick***

broncos +4.5 vs. seahawks
broncos-seahawks OVER 42

BONUS: Great work by Bleacher Report here with a Richard Sherman interview. Now improve your World Cup soccer coverage!

Thanks for the clarification Richard, but it was still no excuse for the classless interview. Take the following advice on general principle:

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