Ernesto the Prediction Iguana went 5-2 last week, a good start to the season. (Still angry the Cardinals laid an egg at home against the vulnerable Rams. Gotta win those games if you want a first-round bye in the playoffs.) It’s especially good out of the gate as teams still have not identified themselves enough to our liking. There’s so much mediocrity...
Are you ready or some football picks? Jay’s Plays is back for the season! First we want to welcome all our new readers from Golf News Net. Here is a primer on how this column works: 1. Ernesto the Prediction Iguana makes all the picks. If you have any complaints about his results, just leave a message with your phone number. Ernesto will personally return all...
So Ernesto will be sailing back to the Dominican Republic to hang out on the rocks at Casa De Campo after a late rally at the end saved the regular season. Then he hit his stride in the playoffs and finished with a flourish correctly picking the Seahawks +7 and the OVER 41.5 In the playoffs we here at AWITP went 5-2 in teasers, 11-3 overall. The season totals clock...
While we’re down in Florida playing Seminole, Old Memorial, and both Streamsong courses, Ernesto the Prediction Iguana is ready for the Super Bowl. It’s his last appearance for the year, so lets end on a high note. We went 3-1 over all last wee, 1-1 in teasers, bringing the playoff totals to 4-2 in teasers, 9-3 overall. Here’s your winning play for...
Ernesto the Prediction Iguana went 2-2 overall last week, 1-1 in teasers to bring the playoff totals to 6-2 and 3-1 in teasers!
Here’s the winning plays for this weekend!
packers +14.5 at SEAHAWKS
SEAHAWKS-packers OVER 40.5
colts +13 at PATRIOTS
PATRIOTS-colts OVER 46.5
Talk about peaking at the right time, Ernesto the Prediction Iguana had his first perfect week of the season last week to kick off the playoffs 4-0 overall 2-0 in teasers! Way to go, Ernesto! Now to bring home the bacon again this week…crush your man! SUPERBOWL PREVIEW? PATRIOTS-ravens OVER 43 PACKERS -1/2 vs cowboys Is anyone else sick of Brady-Manning like I...
Ernesto the Prediction Iguana ended a mediocre regular season in fine fashion yesterday, going 5-1 overall and 2-1 in teasers to finish the regular season 23-21 in teasers 62-26 overall. Though that’s the worst finish he’s had in the last four years, (Dude was riding a ridiculous hot streak before!), we have high hopes for another excellent playoff run...
Drat! What a crap-tastic week! 3-3 overall, just 1-2 in teasers, dropping the season totals to 21-20 in teasers, 57-25 overall. The stupid Raiders won again…grr! And then the Viqueens scored some points messing up my under play with them and the Fins. Oh well, one more week to go before thee playoffs. Warning! Beware of meaning less games with teams sitting...
TEXAS TOAST! COMETS COMEBACK STUNS STARS by Jay Flemma, Special to Facewash Magazine UTICA, NY – This was a different kind of win for the Comets. Sure it was another one goal win, another Cardiac Comets high-wire act, but this win was a different arrow in the quiver. This was the comeback win – and the Comets are going to need to know how to win those...
As usual, Ernesto the Prediction Iguana is hitting his stride at the right time! He had another 5-1 overall 2-1 in teasers week to lift the season totals to 54-22 overall, 20-18 in teasers! We’ve also done well with the Cabrera family as an adopted good luck charm, so while we won’t let Durban the Rhodesian Ridgeback make the picks, we’ll throw him...
Ernesto the Prediction Iguana went 4-0 in the early games, then got hosed by the Raiders, (nice going Niners), and the Seahawks, (why did he pick Sanchez??). But he rallied late to salvage a 2-2 week in teasers, 6-2 overall to bring the season totals to 49-21 overall, 18-17 in teasers. Here’s the picks for next week. And just like playoff teams turn it up in...
We finally started rolling! Ernesto the Prediction Iguana came back from vacation sizzling hot! 7-1 overall, 3-1 in teasers and perfect 6-0 on the official picks – that’s what I’ve been waiting for! Now the season totals top .500 in teasers for the first time this year (16-15) while the overall stats swell to 43-19. Let’s keep it rolling! Here...
We went 2-1 in teasers, 5-1 overall last week, improving the season totals to 36-18 overall, 13-14 in teasers. Meanwhile, Ernesto is back from vacation. The cats played their usual .500 ball in his absence, but now it’s time to find that extra gear as we push towards the playoffs. Here are this week’s winners…go crush your bookie! NFC DIVISIONAL...
Jazz the Cat went 2-1 in teasers last week, 5-1 overall, raising the season stats to 11-13 in teasers, 31-17 overall. This week, meet the world’s smartest cat, Barstow. Owned by uber-whiz-kid wunderkind Ian Clarke, Barstow has impressive sense of time. In the pic above he knows it’s 2:58 p.m. and in two minutes the feeder will release the last food of the...
Fans Ask “Is it our Time?” as Plucky Comets Steal Another win By Jay Flemma, Special to Facewash Magazine UTICA, NY – This was game the fans had been waiting for. This was the moment of truth: that gut-check, dig-deep, “go out there and take it” win that eluded local teams for forty-five years. This was the kind of game four and a half...