Ernesto must have been asleep at the switch when he made last week’s picks, because our normally world-class prediction iguana went dismal 1-2 in teasers and a bland 3-3 overall. Hey Ernesto! Quit courting Ashley there and get back to winning! We’re a mundane 6-6 in teasers on the season 17-7 overall. Here’s the plays that are sure to get us well back into black figures!
AFC WEST IS AFC BEST!
BRONCOS-chargers OVER 44
CHIEFS EVEN vs. rams
It’s the best division in football – even better than the resurgent NFC East. Denver, SD and KC are all dangerous teams on both sides of the ball. We finally lost betting against the Rams last week, (and that’s what’s keeping us AWAY from playing Seattle on the road again this week), but the Horned Sheep will be good for at least three more losses soon..
ROAD WARRIORS!
dolphins +2 at JAGUARS
packers +7.5 at SAINTS
Danger, Will Robinson on both of these…but the Jaguars are more putrid than the Fish are mediocre, while 7.5 is a lot to spot a high octane Packer offense vs. a swooning Saints team.
HORSE AND RIDER!
colts +6 at STEELERS
COWBOYS -1 vs. redskins
The Steelers haven’t been this bad since that 6-10 campaign about a decade ago. What’s gotten into Tony Romo and the Cowboys? Have they learned how to win? Or is it all a tease
