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PGA’s Arjun Atwal under investigation in fatal street race crash

***UPDATE 03.11.07 18:30*** Orlando Sentinel Article is here. Fox Sports and the AP report PGA Tour player Arjun Atwal was engaged in a street race in which John Noah Park, the driver of another car crashed and died. According to the article: No charges have been filed against Atwal, the first player from India on the PGA Tour. “At a minimum, he is facing a...

Fox Sports writer slams Tank Johnson slap on the wrist

Whaddya know.  We found a sportswriter not beholden to a ride in an escalade and a night at the club with an athlete.  Fox Sport’s Ian O’Connor lays out the air tight case against Tank Johnson being permitted to play in the Super Bowl. Quick! Name one other sports outlet telling you that not only was Tank arrested for pot and 550 rounds of...

Duke Lacrosse “Rape Case” DA Mike Nifong should be disbarred

In this picture, Mike Nifong is wheeling “evidence” into court. Maybe he can use the same cart and dirty old box again as he leaves his version of “public service” forever – dismissed in disgrace. I am an attorney as well as a sportswriter. So let me lay out the case against Mike Nifong, the Durham DA who got re-elected solely on the...

Police report: Dallas Cowboys Terrell Owens overdoses on pain medication; publicist disagrees

While details are still sketchy, the sports world has once again ground to a halt because of Terrell Owens. According to police, Owens overdosed on pain medication, taking at least seven pills. Owens was hospitalized last night. The article is here. According to Jamie Aron’s story, the police report reflects that Owens was asked by police if he tried to harm...

Floyd Landis stripped of Tour de France title, steroid doctor sentenced, Justin Gatlin may be next

Now the test results are infallible. No excuses, no re-dos, no third tests, it’s official. Floyd Landis had plant-produced testosterone added to his body when he made his now infamous charge in the last stage of the mountains that “catapulted” him to his short-lived victory in the Tour de Fraud. Here’s how the test works. Testosterone created...

Milquetoast, overpriced Atunyote a poor choice for a professional golf venue

Mother Nature should have taken a holiday. The rains that have ruined En-Joie G.C. in Binghamton have forced the PGA to move the last B.C. Open to ever be played. The new venue, Atunyote, is one of the least inspiring and most milquetoast courses in Christendom. The course design is a confused and kaleidoscopic whirligig of boring trash with greens and hole shapes...

The Knicks vs. the fans of New York: The Natives Scream for Blood Sacrifice

Most Egyptologists agree the famous boy-king of Egypt, Tutankhamun was ruthlessly murdered. Some blame court intrigue saying Tut’s inexperience and tender years were a recipe for mis-management of the realm. How many boy-kings in history have had the political acumen and intellectual prowess to protect both the kingdom and their necks? It would be easy –...

Steroid and other sports cheaters – hanging is too good for them

People can make all the New Jersey jokes that want, but when it comes to steroids, only the kids playing fair are laughing now. New Jersey became the first state to institute a state-wide steroid and other designer performance enhancing drug testing policy for high school athletes. This is a great victory for fairness in sports. It’s a victory for the kid who...