Well as Hunter S. Thompson unforgettably wrote in the conclusion to The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved, “I’ll kick your a#@ all the way to Bowling Green!” A steakhouse owner saw OJ come into his restaurant and told him to his face, “I’m not serving you.” Good for the steakhouse owner. OJ cried that he’s suing for...
Here is the link to the oral argument of Nifong’s Motion to dismiss, which from the language of one judge is clearly going to be dismissed. “We will draw Mr. Nifong’s intent from all the circumstances.” Tune in to Michelle Malkin and La Shawn Barber as well. More ominous for Nifong – The Judge: “There is not alot of precedent out...
Justice was done today, finally. The three Duke lacrosse players falsely accused of rape by a seedy Durham stripper and soon-to-be-Ex DA Mike Nifong and have been cleared of all charges. Here is the link to the CBS interview with the players’ parents. Now, where do they go to get their reputations back? Where do the run to escape this when people meet them...
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admitted to everything and the kitchen sink yesterday. Let’s look at some more things for which he admitted responsibility: 10. Yellow, red and pink golf balls 9. Plot to cut off country’s supply of Pro V-1s 8. Yelling “Tiger Akbar!” (Tiger is great) on Phil’s backswing on 18 at Winged Foot last year 7. The U...
***UPDATE 03.11.07 18:30*** Orlando Sentinel Article is here. Fox Sports and the AP report PGA Tour player Arjun Atwal was engaged in a street race in which John Noah Park, the driver of another car crashed and died. According to the article: No charges have been filed against Atwal, the first player from India on the PGA Tour. “At a minimum, he is facing a...
Remember when I went to [name of city deleted:P] to play golf? Cybergolf runs the story here.
Yes. Every word was true.
Meatballs. For breakfast????? You gotta be kidding me.
SNL rips Michael Vick. Thank you!
“I know your a running quarterback, but throw it away!”
Whaddya know. We found a sportswriter not beholden to a ride in an escalade and a night at the club with an athlete. Fox Sport’s Ian O’Connor lays out the air tight case against Tank Johnson being permitted to play in the Super Bowl. Quick! Name one other sports outlet telling you that not only was Tank arrested for pot and 550 rounds of...
In this picture, Mike Nifong is wheeling “evidence” into court. Maybe he can use the same cart and dirty old box again as he leaves his version of “public service” forever – dismissed in disgrace. I am an attorney as well as a sportswriter. So let me lay out the case against Mike Nifong, the Durham DA who got re-elected solely on the...
In keeping with our “Chumps, Lunkheads, Dingbats” feature, a hat-tip goes to Kevin Hench of Fox Sports for this hilarious and highly accurate look at the biggest losers in sports in 2006. Kevin, are your fans called “Henchmen?” We exposed several violators Hench picked in various columns this year. Click here to relive the biggest loser...
While details are still sketchy, the sports world has once again ground to a halt because of Terrell Owens. According to police, Owens overdosed on pain medication, taking at least seven pills. Owens was hospitalized last night. The article is here. According to Jamie Aron’s story, the police report reflects that Owens was asked by police if he tried to harm...
Steve Czaban found the video of Steve Williams nearly taking a header into the River Liffey and sacrificing (temporarily) Tiger’s 9-iron. Look at Woods’ expression. He looks like he needed a vat full of antacids.
Now the test results are infallible. No excuses, no re-dos, no third tests, it’s official. Floyd Landis had plant-produced testosterone added to his body when he made his now infamous charge in the last stage of the mountains that “catapulted” him to his short-lived victory in the Tour de Fraud. Here’s how the test works. Testosterone created...
Tom Wolfe was right, “You can’t go home again.” Here’s what happens when you try. Did you ever watch Sid and Marty Krofft shows on Saturday morning as a kid? The programs they show on “Boomerang” now? Remember “Land of the Lost?” ***cue music and singing Marshall Will and Holly…on a routine expedition…met...
Mother Nature should have taken a holiday. The rains that have ruined En-Joie G.C. in Binghamton have forced the PGA to move the last B.C. Open to ever be played. The new venue, Atunyote, is one of the least inspiring and most milquetoast courses in Christendom. The course design is a confused and kaleidoscopic whirligig of boring trash with greens and hole shapes...