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Steakhouse owner to OJ: “I’m not serving you”

Well as Hunter S. Thompson unforgettably wrote in the conclusion to The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved, “I’ll kick your a#@ all the way to Bowling Green!”

A steakhouse owner saw OJ come into his restaurant and told him to his face, “I’m not serving you.” Good for the steakhouse owner. OJ cried that he’s suing for racism. What a chump, but what can you expect from a man found liable for two people’s deaths by stabbing. He’s a mindless thug. Everyone should patronize Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse whenever playing golf or touring through Louisville. When I play Valhalla next, I’m there.
That “lawsuit” will get dismissed in a heartbeat and OJ’ll have to pay the guy’s attorneys’ fees too. Racism. Please. I’d love to hear the phone calls. “Al? It’s OJ. Get me an angry mob outside that restaurant now…what? I’m washed up? Oh, now I see who my friends are…”

OJ, go back under your rock. Nobody cares about you except to see you in tatters, to revel in how much of a joke you are. You don’t like being treated this way? Tough noogies. Get on your knees and thank god you’re not getting beaten to a bloody pulp in prison.

Go ahead. Bring a frivolous, evil lawsuit. The Judge will kick your a@$ all the way to Bowling Green.  The rest of us?  Well we’ll laugh and applaud…just like everyone on the restaurant did that night when Jeff Ruby swung the social hammer of justice and knocked you out of his place with a resounding thud.

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