I love these harmless little zingers. Here’s the story of the kid who duped the parents, staff, alumni of the enemy high school to spell out “We Suck” on their side of the stadium. Here’s the video he took and posted on YouTube. I can’t believe the kid got suspended. No one got killed, no one got hurt, no one lost one red cent...
Thank goodness for ESPN ohmbudsman Le Anne Schreiber. “What’s an ohmbudsman” you ask? Back in college an ohmbudsman was the champion of the rights of the students. When they had nowhere else to turn, he or she was their voice, their ersatz attorney, their supporter and their short-cut through beaurocratic red-tape. It happened by luck that...
You know who I’m talking about…that guy who goes to every anti-America protest in the Middle East. Well he finally gets what’s coming to him. Meet Muslim Rage Boy.
OK so it’s not a VIDEO, but this is capitalism at it’s finest.
TULSA, OK – What is it about major championships in Tulsa that brings out the heavy artillery? Hubert Green was an unlikely leader at the U.S. Open in 1977 after three rounds. The journeyman pro had won several tour events, but had yet to clinch his first major. No one knows for sure whether it was disgruntled gamblers or lawless rakehells, but shortly after he...
So she says she supports green earth resolutions and believes in global warming. Too bad she invests in the worst poluters in history to already feed her over-gorged bank account. “Let them eat cake?” eh, Esther? Go back to trying to get laid with playboy playmates and Scores girls. Read here how Madonna grows fat off the same companies she claims...
I was best man in my cousin’s wedding this weekend…hence light sportswriting.
Nevertheless, I came back after witnessing this gem. Note to Father Morgan: maybe the questionaire required of people getting married should be easier.
Father: Can either of you tell me when your marriage is consummated in God’s eyes?
Groom: When we cut the cake?
I can’t comment because I’m covering the U.S. Open for Cybergolf and GO and have a double deadline, but here’s the link.
Plus there’s great coverage from the Holy Trinity, Michelle Malkin, La Shawn Barber and Mary Katherine Ham.
See you after Oakmont, guys.
OK…I get the home plate dirt deal. I even get stealing a base or two. But that bit where he crawled out of the foxhole to grenade the ump with the rosin bag? What the hell was that?
This guy’s zanier than Titleist the bull.
He was “the most dynamic and exciting player EVER!” Now he may be just another vulgar, trouble making felon. ESPN made us believe Sundays would never be the same. But Michael Vick is facing a felony rap for hideous animal abuse. From the article: “The search warrant was issued after an informant told Brinkman there were as many as 30 dogs carcasses...
So Ernesto the Security and Predictions Iguana and I wasted ten bucks on this dreck. Apologies to my buddy Jay Kogan on this, but Pirates of the Caribbean: At Wit’s end, I mean Wallet’s End, I mean World’s End was baboon dung parfait. Ever watch Superfriends when you were a kid? That’s what this is. ***WARNING…PLOT...
Despite all the gibberish, unctuous self-righteousness, and unseemly crying that he didn’t do anything, Floyd Landis’ assertion that the French lab manufactured a positive test for performance enhancers has been vehemently debunked by YET ANOTHER responsible sports watchdog body. “The quality of the analyses cannot be questioned” said a...
Well as Hunter S. Thompson unforgettably wrote in the conclusion to The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved, “I’ll kick your a#@ all the way to Bowling Green!” A steakhouse owner saw OJ come into his restaurant and told him to his face, “I’m not serving you.” Good for the steakhouse owner. OJ cried that he’s suing for...
Here is the link to the oral argument of Nifong’s Motion to dismiss, which from the language of one judge is clearly going to be dismissed. “We will draw Mr. Nifong’s intent from all the circumstances.” Tune in to Michelle Malkin and La Shawn Barber as well. More ominous for Nifong – The Judge: “There is not alot of precedent out...
Justice was done today, finally. The three Duke lacrosse players falsely accused of rape by a seedy Durham stripper and soon-to-be-Ex DA Mike Nifong and have been cleared of all charges. Here is the link to the CBS interview with the players’ parents. Now, where do they go to get their reputations back? Where do the run to escape this when people meet them...
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admitted to everything and the kitchen sink yesterday. Let’s look at some more things for which he admitted responsibility: 10. Yellow, red and pink golf balls 9. Plot to cut off country’s supply of Pro V-1s 8. Yelling “Tiger Akbar!” (Tiger is great) on Phil’s backswing on 18 at Winged Foot last year 7. The U...