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Top ten MORE things Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admitted

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admitted to everything and the kitchen sink yesterday. Let’s look at some more things for which he admitted responsibility:

10. Yellow, red and pink golf balls

9. Plot to cut off country’s supply of Pro V-1s

8. Yelling “Tiger Akbar!” (Tiger is great) on Phil’s backswing on 18 at Winged Foot last year

7. The U-groove ban

6. Two words: “FedEx Cup”

5. Forcing Doak to work with Nicklaus at Sebonack

4. Jesper Parnevik’s outfits

3. Telling Robert Trent Jones “You ought to give your course a signature”
2. The 10th green at Dismal River

1. Plot to spoil all the pimento-cheese sandwiches at the Masters by unplugging every refrigerator for twenty miles around Augusta.

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