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Accenture Trades Tiger for Elephant / no Courtesy cars in S.D.

OCELOT, OCELOT, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? - ACCENTURE TRADES STRIPES FOR TRUNKS
"OCELOT, OCELOT, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?" - ACCENTURE TRADES STRIPES FOR TRUNKS

Accenture has replaced Tiger Woods with a surfing elephant in ads around the world. The New York Daily News reports the switch.

Woods replaced by a surfing elephant? That’s reedonkyoulous…

In a related matter, stocks of companies using Woods are treading water after significant initial losses.

Finally Lawrence Donagan reports, (with a hat tip to Tom Kirkendall), that golf pros will have to rent their own cars at the San Diego tour stop this year.