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Week 15 NFL Picks – Jay’s Plays!

ERNESTO THE PREDICTION IGUANA SAYS LITTLE LUCA IS HANDSOME!  RIGHT J-NET?
ERNESTO THE PREDICTION IGUANA SAYS LITTLE LUCA IS HANDSOME! RIGHT J-NET?

Ernesto the Prediction Iguana went 4-0 in the early games, then got hosed by the Raiders, (nice going Niners), and the Seahawks, (why did he pick Sanchez??). But he rallied late to salvage a 2-2 week in teasers, 6-2 overall to bring the season totals to 49-21 overall, 18-17 in teasers.

Here’s the picks for next week. And just like playoff teams turn it up in December, Ernesto is heating up too, so watch for his annual post-vacation surge into the top of the prediction standings!

BET THE FARM…SOMEONEE ELSE’S THAT IS!

cowboys +10 at EAGLES
SEAHAWKS -1.5 vs niners

The Niners are in disarray. For goodness sake, they lost to the putrid Raiders and Colin K is squabbling with everyone…Jim Harbaugh, call your office. Meanwhile I have one word for Beagles fans…SANCHEZ!

SUPER BOWL PREVIEW?

PATRIOTS -1 vs dolphins
packers EVEN at BILLS

Hitherto shalt the Fins come…but no further. The Bills had a nice run, but nothing you say before the word “but” really counts, does it…

TALK ABOUT YOUR CRAPPY TEAMS!

LIONS -1 vs. vikings
GIANTS -1/2 vs. redskins

Cant we just fire Dan Snyder? On general principle? The Lions are playing well, but there’s a ceiling coming up towards their heads quick…but not against Minnesota.