Think I was kidding? Sal Johnson agreed, and now so does Hank Gola of the New York Daily News.
With reports from the New York Post that Elin may want Tiger to take time off to work on their marriage, one way or another, Woods may not play in 2010.
Think I was kidding? Sal Johnson agreed, and now so does Hank Gola of the New York Daily News.
With reports from the New York Post that Elin may want Tiger to take time off to work on their marriage, one way or another, Woods may not play in 2010.
Leviathan (noun) – a colossal, but destructive force of human ambition and its ability to destroy what it loves in its futile quest for self-indulgent fulfillment. That’s the definition offered by brilliant British satire author Jasper Fforde in his seminal novel, The Fourth Bear, a laugh-a-minute-romp, by the way, for those of you who love literature...
You knew this was coming: help Woods escape an infuriated Elin in his Escalade, but avoid the obstacles because if she catches you, she’ll play whack a gopher with your head, kinda like Jesper Parnevik did in the press this week. What a way to treat a friend who introduces you to your supermodel wife.
Craig Dolch has this great article about my Trinity College Classmate Jay Williamson. While I made the golf team twice, he played hockey. Now he is going to make it through tour school for the 6th time in 7 tries, and I’m here in the office typing on a Sunday. Good onya, Jay! Right now, as its squeaky-clean image lies in tatters, the PGA Tour needs clean-cut...
Here is a transcript of Tiger Woods’s latest statement regarding his alleged marital infidelity: “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings...
Both the New York Post and New York Daily News have published stories alleging that waitress and reality TV contestant Jaimee Grubbs has admitted to a steamy affair with Tiger Woods, this revelation on the heels of Woods’s alleged trysts with event planner Rachel Uchitel and his mysterious car crash of Thanksgiving night. The Post ran text messages allegedly...
Tiger Woods will have to pay around $164 and lose up to four points on his license for a “careless driving ticket,” but will not face any further penalty from Florida Police after his 2 a.m. crash Thanksgiving night. According to sources, FHP Major Cindy Williams said no criminal charges would be filed against Woods and the investigation was being closed...
Like father, like daughter. Parody is an effective weapon. Dan Jenkins’s daughter Sally has this hilarious read: You want answers? How bout a new golf shirt instead? From the piece: “Nevertheless, I understand the relentless curiosity about me, given my sacrosanct greatness and all I do for the good of humanity, and so I have decided to release a...
Tiger Woods announced on his website that he will not play in the Chevron World Challenge, his own tournament. Here is the text of the announcement: “Due to injuries sustained in a one-car accident last week, Tiger Woods will be unable to play in the 2009 Chevron World Challenge. “I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this...
The National Enquirer Executive Editor, Barry Levine, spoke on Geraldo at Large regarding the denials of Rachel Uchitel regarding her alleged involvement with Tiger Woods. Here is the video: Levine said, “We are not worried in the least if there is litigation in this matter…if there was an action we would defend it vigorously….this story took us...
In an interview with A Walk in the Park, 34 year-old Rachel Uchitel of New York City categorically denied reports from the National Enquirer that she had an affair with professional golfer Tiger Woods. “This story has gotten completely out of hand,” said Uchitel sternly, “none of the stories regarding Tiger Woods and I are true, and I resent the...
The Orlando Sentinel reports that Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car crash at 2:25 a.m. outside his Windermere home. The story has now broken and been confirmed all over the Internet and TV news. Obviously speculation is running rampant about what Woods could possibly have been doing leaving his house at 2:25 a.m. on the morning after Thanksgiving. We will be...
Finally, the golf media is letting Tiger Woods hear ot for his poor sportsmanship. Golf.com’s Mike Walker has this hilarious parody article of a press release from Tiger’s people as to what Teflon Tiger is thinking about his latest club hurl into a gallery. From the article: “Mr. Woods mis-hit his tee shot due to a father taking pictures of his...
Cam Morfit of Golf magazine has this article discussing Doug Barron’s lawsuit against the PGA Tour over getting busted for testosterone and beta blockers. From the article: “Doug Barron, who sued the PGA Tour on Thursday after becoming the first player to run afoul of the circuit’s new anti-doping measures, will have to wait another day to find out...
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