Another perfect week last week – 3-0 in teasers, 6-0 overall – puts us at a season high 18-9-1 in teasers, 44-11-1 overall as we start our new gig as a sports correspondent for the Daily Caller. (First article later today!) That’s right, I’m with my boy Tucker Carlson! Go Trinity Bantams!
Here’s this week’s winners before they happen…and we have a special guest picking them this week! Meet Navi the Russian Blue Cat! She’s filling in for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana while he takes a vacation to Casa de Campo, so enjoy cashing in this week’s winnings!
GREEN LIGHT!
ravens-BEARS UNDER 52.5
SEAHAWKS -5.5 vs. vikings
They ought to call them the Vi-Queens, they play so badly. They’re going to gt smushed like purple floppy grapes in the 2nd loudest stadium on earth. The Ravens and Bears defenses will show up like they have been lately.
AMBER ALERT!
BRONCOS -2.5 vs. chiefs
chargers-DOLPHINS OVER 38.5
The Broncos are just too good. The only thing that can stop Peyton manning is snow. Great run, though, Chiefs. Two good offenses and two mezza-mezza defenses meet in Miami.
YOU’RE PICKING THEM???!!! AS ROAD TEAMS???!!!
jets +8.5 at BILLS
lions +3.5 at STEELERS
Navi may regret that Steeler pick, but the Lions have a nearly unstoppable passing offense and the Steelers D, up and down all year, is particularly bad at stopping the pass. That’s too many points to give a decent Jets team against a cruddy Bills squad.
