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Tiger Says he’s Back, PGA Leaderboard at Halfway Mark Concurs

KIAWAH ISLAND, SC – On a day that saw 30 mile per hour winds, sideways rain, and the highest scoring average in PGA Championship single round history, Vijay Singh and Tiger Woods surged to 4-under and a tie for the lead with rounds of 3-under 69 and 1-under 71 respectively. Both stand at 4–under (140) for the tournament, tied with Carl Petterson who followed his...

Steve Elling has the Best review of The Big Miss so far

As usual, Steve Elling is putting on a dominating Tiger-esque performance (As a writer! Not a porn wannabee!) in the best review of Jaime Diaz/Hank Haney’s book on Tiger, “The Big Miss.” From the article: “9. Toilet humor and Tiger This is not a real revelation, since Woods’ comedy leanings are scatological and sophomoric at best and his...

Steve Czaban has Photo Montage of Tiger Pebble Beach Club Throwing Competition

Judging from these photos, Tiger is prepping for the Olympic javelin event with his golf clubs. (The way he putted yesterday he certainly doesn’t belong in the Olympics playing golf, that’s for certain.) Asks Czaban, “Can we get him some straps like on ski poles?” Forbes magazine rated Woods the No. 2 Most Hated Athlete in the World (behind...

CBS Sports Report: Woods Hires Joe LaCava as Caddie

CBS Sports reported earlier today that Tiger Woods has hired Dustin Johnson’s caddie Joe LaCava as his new bag man. LaCava replaced Bobby Brown on Johnson’s bag this year after last year’s 72d hole debacle at the PGA Championship, and after a late tee time penalty this year. Woods fired long time bag ape Steve “Stevie” Williams after...

Fred Couples Bows to Tiger Woods, Picks him for President’s Cup Team

There’s a saying that tiny, seemingly over-matched Sam Gamgee lived by when travelling with Frodo Baggins, Gandalf, Aragorn, and the rest of the heroes that formed the Fellowship of the Ring that battled Mordor: “Your legs are too short, so use your head!” Then, of course, on one occasion when that didn’t work out well he lamented, “Sam...

Steve Williams – “Best Week of my Life” Wasn’t with Tiger Woods

Well this is interesting. We usually interview the winning caddie, but not like this. Steve Williams (and that means Tiger Woods’s behavior) overshadowed the sparkling 17-under performance of Adam Scott, a flat out dismantling of Big Bad Firestone, including a jaw-dropping 66-65 finish. The things Williams said in his interview were thinly veiled venom against...

Tiger Tales: Steve Williams and Rachel Uchitel – again

The self-immolation of Tiger Woods continues apace with no signs of slowing down. First, Woods announced today that he fired Steve Williams, who some in the media derided as his “bag ape” and which seemed to fit in certain instances, not the least of which was his throwing a photographer’s camera in a lake. Moreover, CBS’ Steve Elling had a...

I Didn’t Miss Tiger Yesterday at the U.S. Open, Did You?

BETHESDA, MD – Dan Jenkins sums up the situation with his usual sparkling wit: “Five hours into the U.S. Open and Tiger has yet to make a bogey.” As usual Jenkins is lampooning, indeed skewering the broadcast media for their addiction to ratings, casual eyeballs, and train wrecks. The biggest buzz of the tournament so far is “Tiger’s not here! Tiger’s not here! What...