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Heaven forbid Henrik Stenson should get dirty playing golf!

This is completely reedonkyoulous.  Henrik Stenson didn’t want to get his golf shirt or slacks muddy at the third hole at Doral.  This was the result. Well, that should increase the demographic response in casual fans. Are we in South Beach or what? In Sweden I hear they’re making “swinger’s party” jokes.  I guess Forrest Fezler...

Video of the Week: Mascot Ejected from College Hoops Tilt

Great, just great:  now “Sammy the Owl” has been ejected from an NCAA baketball clash between two also-rans, Tulane vs. Rice.  For those of you scoring at home, Sammy the Owl, Rice’s mascot, gave a ref too much lip after a bad call and got run. I just think it was too much for the CBS Sports production team to give us a score crawl update with...

Padraig Harrington vs. the Second-most Reedonkyoulous Golf Hole on Earth

When you win two majors in a row, you have to do some zany photo ops, but this one takes the cake. Someone in South Africa decided to build a 907-yard par-3 as an “Extreme 19th Hole” at the Legends Golf and Safari resort. You read that right…a 907-yard par-3.  “How can they do that?” you ask?  Well, they went up to the top of a...

Hurricane Jay to Slam Long Island if Steelers Don’t Win Super Bowl

Since my beloved Pittsburgh Steelers are in the Super Bowl, I thought I’d reprise the piece I wrote from 2005 as my Super Bowl preview.  Why yes, I am also a Red Sox fan.  How could you tell? “Jay. Jay, get up. Come on, up,” the sultry voice urged through darkness and painful throbbing in my head. That was an awful idea. When I opened my eyes...

Memo From the Sports Desk: Pirates of the Caribbean more like bad Superfriends Episode

So Ernesto the Security and Predictions Iguana and I wasted ten bucks on this dreck. Apologies to my buddy Jay Kogan on this, but Pirates of the Caribbean: At Wit’s end, I mean Wallet’s End, I mean World’s End was baboon dung parfait. Ever watch Superfriends when you were a kid? That’s what this is. ***WARNING…PLOT...