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Steroids in Sports

Congress to Cook Clemens’s Goose

Filing that lawsuit may be the worst decision of Roger Clemens’s life. It was bad enough he tried to bully and intimidate a government witness, (not to mention run him out of money in a massive lawsuit), but when he alleged governmental misconduct, that made both sides of the aisle stand up and take notice. Congress is now demanding not only the tapes of BOTH...

Clemens’s lawsuit will give him fig leaf to cover up before Congress

I’ll make this short and sweet. Clemens filed suit against MacNamee for defamation this morning. He has simultaneously created an out from the thorny problem of dealing with the Congressional grilling. “Sorry, sir..but I have a lawsuit going and that’s the proper time and proper manner.” We were having this discussion somewhere else, so...

Phil Mushnick Hammers MLB Players Union for Failing Clean Players, Clean Game

Genius. In the name of “protect the player, whatever the cost,” the MLB players’ union has completely failed the interests of all those who were not cheating. Here’s a link to Mushnick’s New York Post article. From the article: How is it possible no member of the MLBPA has stood up to ask why his union has always chosen to protect its...

Victor Conte to Give Juice-y Details on Steroids Cheaters

World Anti-Doping Agency chief Dick Pound is getting an early Christmas gift – so to are all athletes determined to play fair and avoid the horrors of steroids and performance “enhancers.”  Ex-BALCO Chief Victor Conte will name names and share files and information with WADA in what may herald a greater assault on Major League Baseball as being...

Jazzy Awards – Turkey of the Year – ESPN on steroids

Well, it’s the day after Thanksgiving and everyone except me and a few other Turkey haters are eating leftover dry stringy bird remnants. I had steak and pasta yesterday, as usual, and watched everyone else fall asleep due to tryptophan or whatever it’s called. So it’s time to give out the Dry, Stringy Turkey of the Year Award. This time it goes to...

2007 Jazzy Awards – Best Sportswriting – Jason Whitlock, Matt Rudy

This year we have a tie for the best sports article of the year. The spectre of steroids burned like a proprietary torch everywhere in the sports world this year, even golf, where the PGA and LPGA TOURS enacted testing policies. Finally, we will never have to hear the drivel of “steroids can’t help your golf game” – they can – more...

ESPN does fair piece on steroid importation from China on “Outside the Lines”

To be fair and offer equal time, occasionally ESPN does show the darker, seedier side of steroids.  This morning on “Outside the Lines” Bob Lee featured a report on China’s exporting HGH and other steroids to the U.S.  Moreover, the reported highlighted a far more alarming trend.  Bathtub steroids – made in the same homebrew methods...

Floyd Landis found guilty of using steroids, PGA TOUR announces anti-doping policy

Arbitrators in Floyd Landis’s (yes, that is the correct punctuation) doping case found him guilty of using steroids. They also ruled in dicta that they did NOT rely on Greg Lemond’s testimony that Landis admitted doping to him.  The hearing turned into a soap opera when Lemond said thaccused Landis’s manager of trying to influence his testimony...

LPGA List of Banned Substances – Clomid is there, but no HGH or Heroin

This LPGA list of banned substances is all over the map.  Clomid, an anti-estrogen drug IS on the list, happily.  The presence of clomid or other anti-estrogens is, according to Selena Roberts of the New York Times, a sure-fire guilty sign around an athletes neck. Sadly, there are wide gaps in the list as well.  OK so nobody will be using heroin, so I...