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April Fool, World! Utica is Back on Top

April Fool, World! Utica is Back on Top By Jay Flemma, Special to Facewash Magazine UTICA, NY – If it’s an April Fools joke, it’s on everyone who ever kicked Utica when it was down: With a 5-1 smearing of the Rochester Americans on Wednesday and losses by Adirondack Flames, Toronto Marlies, and Hamilton Bulldogs over the next 24 hours, the Utica...

How to Quell a Silly Trade Rumor in 1000 Words or Less

How to Quell a Silly Trade Rumor in 1000 Words or Less By Jay Flemma, Special to Facewash Magazine SWIFTY’S PUB, UTICA, NY – It’s 3:30 p.m. on game day, and Swifty’s is already packed, the party in full swing. Smoldering redhead Carly is slinging hot pink drinks to cute, curvy 20-somethings while a crowd of hopeful guys mows down burgers piled...

No Bobby, No Alex, No Problem! Comets top Marlies 5-2

No Bobby, No Alex, No Problem! Comets top Marlies 5-2 By Jay Flemma, Special to Facewash Magazine UTICA, NY – There’s no I in this team, but there sure is a capital D, because despite losing All-star Bobby Sanguinetti and workhorse Alex Biega to the parent Vancouver Canucks, the feisty Utica Comets smothered the Toronto Marlies 5-2 last night at the Utica...

NFL Picks Wrap-up – Jay’s Plays Season Totals

So Ernesto will be sailing back to the Dominican Republic to hang out on the rocks at Casa De Campo after a late rally at the end saved the regular season. Then he hit his stride in the playoffs and finished with a flourish correctly picking the Seahawks +7 and the OVER 41.5 In the playoffs we here at AWITP went 5-2 in teasers, 11-3 overall. The season totals clock...

Jay’s Plays NFL Picks – Divisional Playoffs Edition 2015

Talk about peaking at the right time, Ernesto the Prediction Iguana had his first perfect week of the season last week to kick off the playoffs 4-0 overall 2-0 in teasers! Way to go, Ernesto! Now to bring home the bacon again this week…crush your man! SUPERBOWL PREVIEW? PATRIOTS-ravens OVER 43 PACKERS -1/2 vs cowboys Is anyone else sick of Brady-Manning like I...

Jay’s Plays NFL Picks – Wild Card Round Edition

Ernesto the Prediction Iguana ended a mediocre regular season in fine fashion yesterday, going 5-1 overall and 2-1 in teasers to finish the regular season 23-21 in teasers 62-26 overall. Though that’s the worst finish he’s had in the last four years, (Dude was riding a ridiculous hot streak before!), we have high hopes for another excellent playoff run...