Hank Gola’s New York Daily news article nails down the issues in Phil Mickelson vs. Scott McCarron. From the article: “It raised the hackles of journeyman pro Scott McCarron, who blasted Lefty. “It’s cheating and I’m appalled Phil has put it in play,” McCarron told the San Francisco Chronicle. Tiger a cad? Phil a cheat? What has...
Okay so a PGA Tour also-ran, a guy who makes close to a million dollars for finishing 82d and 91st, when he plays the Tour at all, dimes Phil Mickelson as a cheater for playing approved clubs from 1990ish??? What a tool. “Watermelon! Watermelon! Watermelon Rind! Look at the scoreboard and see who’s behind!” When has Scott McCarron ever been relevant...
Details have emerged about that fateful which ultimately sent Tiger Woods into sex rehab, and a bad-look-alike out in a mis-guided effort to throw the media off the trail. (Boy, wasn’t that just Gaffe-tastic! Thanks for the laughs!) According to the Daily News, Woods broke the news to Elin that the National Enquirer story about he and Rachel Uchitel would be...
Georgina Littlejohn of the U.K. tabloid Daily Mail writes explosive allegations of sex and cover up regarding a newly discovered mistress of Tiger Woods. British mother of two Emma Rotterham was reportedly paid $500,000. for silence about their affair, but refused to surrender her cell phone to the Team Woods flunkies who delivered the cash to a secret location in...
Fans at the Australian Open tennis tournament lampooned Tiger Woods, putting him in a giant purple pimp hat, with scepter, bling and cash as a joke, similar to the skit performed at a Jacksonville jaguars game earlier this year, where a character dress liked Elin chased a Tiger clad actor around with an oversized novelty club. Both crowds howled their approval. Tim...
The first legitimate news outlet has finally reported conclusively that they believe Tiger Woods is in Hattiesburg, Mississippi for sex addiction recovery and treatment at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, one of the nation’s top treatment centers. The Orlando Sentinel quoted two TV Broadcasting sources in their story, which was previously...
They had everything: money, fame, fans, trophies, and glory. It was their world, we just lived in it. Then they gave it all back with acts of supreme hubris. They have met the enemy…in the mirror. Sure, Tiger Woods’s fall from grace may have been the swiftest collapse from the highest pedestal, but let’s look at some more men and women who ruled the...
Accenture has replaced Tiger Woods with a surfing elephant in ads around the world. The New York Daily News reports the switch. Woods replaced by a surfing elephant? That’s reedonkyoulous… In a related matter, stocks of companies using Woods are treading water after significant initial losses. Finally Lawrence Donagan reports, (with a hat tip to Tom...
A Colorado man has been arrested for altering Gatorade bottle featuring Tiger Woods by replacing real labels with ones marked “Unfaithful.” According to the article, Jason Eric Kay, 38, of Longmont, Colo., was arrested on charges of misbranding and altering food labels “with intent to cause serious injury to the business of any person,”...
Now through the magic of surveillance video in the garage at Tiger Woods’s Windemere home, we have, on tape, the final discussion between Elin and Tiger before – torn between an iron and a wood – Tiger crashed into a tree and fire hydrant! Hey, at least he can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Elin, of course, is the blond:)
Great, just great: Donald Trump’s “I love me some me” tour just circled the wagons in two new places. Eric Bergstrol sold him two courses: Branton Woods. (now Trump National Hudson Valley) and, worse still, Pine Hill, (now Trump National – Philly). I think I just threw up in my mouth. I used to love Pine Hill before I realized it was a little...
There’s a great old insult I like to use: “Well they say genius skips a generation, so your kids should be brilliant.” It’s not true in the Jenkins family though. Sally, already red-hot after her hilarious parodic send-up of a Tiger press release, now pulls out a 9-iron and give Tiger a shot in the chops almost as hard as Elin did. From the...
***WARNING*** SUGGESTIVE LANGUAGE! DISCLAIMER: THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS VIDEO ARE NOT MINE:)
Still it’s the textbook definition of parody, and the editing work is tight…
Like a furtive man waving people away from a troubling scene with an old cliched, “Nothing to see here, move along,” PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem urged golf writers on his conference call yesterday to believe that Tiger’s transgressions are not worthy of suspension, and Woods’s link to a Doctor whose associates were busted with HGH and...
I love the guy shooting the video who says, “Boy…He sucks!” Hysterical!
Look how far the divots go!! That’s reedonkyoulous!! He and Barkley should have a match for TV.