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Week 3 NFL Picks

Pending the outcome of tonight’s Saints at 49ers game, where I have the Saints at a great price: GETTING 1.5, I am 10-1 on the season and 4-1 in teaser bets.

Remember – you must win both games to win the bet, but you get to slide the line six points in either direction. Home team in CAPS. So, without further ado, your plays are:

GREEN LIGHT!

PATRIOTS – Bills UNDER 49. The Bills have had the NFL’s most pathetic offense back-to-back weeks to start the season. The Pats can’t score 49 by themselves, can they? Can they? Take it and pray for 38-7, not 41-9.

RAVENS -4.5 over Browns. The Browns are your own personal cash machine, especially against the Ravens.

AMBER ALERT!

SAINTS + 1/2 over Falcons. Take the defending champs at home getting points until they give you reason not to…even against a divisional rival that plays them well.

Colts +3 over BRONCOS. Kyle Orton won’t help the mezza-mezza Broncos keep up with the still high-octane Peyton Manning.

RED ALERT! Degenerates only:)

Lions + 16.5 at VIKINGS. The Lions can score points, they just can’t stop anyone. They’ll gte enough to cover this huge number.

Redskins +2 at RAMS. Thanks to Shanahan, a real coach, the Redskins are respectable again. The Rams are still putrid. If Washington loses this bet, they should be egged on general principle.

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