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Week 2 NFL Football Picks

Pending the outcome of tonight’s Jets-Ravens game, I am 5-0, 2-0 in parlays!

Remember – you must win both games to win the bet, but you get to slide the line six points in either direction. Home team in CAPS. So, without further ado, your plays are:

GREEN LIGHT!

Saints +1.5 at 49ERS. The defending champs have too much firepower and will win outright. The 49ers are on the rise, but this ain’t St. Louis…

COWBOYS – Bears UNDER 51. Both teams have solid defenses. This won’t be a shootout…a rout maybe, but not a shootout.

AMBER ALERT

TITANS EVEN over Steelers. With Pig Ben…err…Big Ben in the playpen for another three weeks, the Titans will make one less mistake at home. Jeff Fisher knows the Steelers well from his old AFC Central days and plans great schemes against them.

BROWNS – Chiefs UNDER 46. The under outperformed the over last year by a stunning 23 games. Neither of these teams lights it up normally, so the chances of both of them figuring out where the end zone are at the same time are slim.

RED LIGHT! Degenerates only:):)

Ravens +7.5 over BENGALS. Again, a good price for a terrific defense. They should have enough to stay within a touchdown of anyone, especially a team that can’t run on them.

PACKERS – Bills UNDER 49. Buffalo last made the playoffs in 1999…ugh.

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