Phil Mickelson opened his Northern Trust Open with a 1-over 72 after keeping his promise not to play the controversial pre-1990 Ping Eye 2 wedge which caused a tempest in a tea cup with journeyman pro Scott McCarron. Mickelson, completely within his rights to play the club according to Tim Finchem’s comments at yesterday’s presser, elected to leave the...
Hank Gola’s New York Daily news article nails down the issues in Phil Mickelson vs. Scott McCarron. From the article: “It raised the hackles of journeyman pro Scott McCarron, who blasted Lefty. “It’s cheating and I’m appalled Phil has put it in play,” McCarron told the San Francisco Chronicle. Tiger a cad? Phil a cheat? What has...
Okay so a PGA Tour also-ran, a guy who makes close to a million dollars for finishing 82d and 91st, when he plays the Tour at all, dimes Phil Mickelson as a cheater for playing approved clubs from 1990ish??? What a tool. “Watermelon! Watermelon! Watermelon Rind! Look at the scoreboard and see who’s behind!” When has Scott McCarron ever been relevant...
by Tony Korologos
ORLANDO, FL – Here’s is the article and the video of the week.
I found the show stopper. Tail Of The Tiger Golf Balls is a set of one dozen golf balls, each of which contains one of the first 12 mistresses of Tiger Woods. Picture and video above.
The most important person – the person who’s “temperature” the media should “take” in gauging whether Tiger Woods is really learning from this experience and is on the road to recovery – is Elin. She’s been wronged, humiliated, and followed by the paparazzi. She’s been lied to repeatedly, belittled, and watched as...
Details have emerged about that fateful which ultimately sent Tiger Woods into sex rehab, and a bad-look-alike out in a mis-guided effort to throw the media off the trail. (Boy, wasn’t that just Gaffe-tastic! Thanks for the laughs!) According to the Daily News, Woods broke the news to Elin that the National Enquirer story about he and Rachel Uchitel would be...
Georgina Littlejohn of the U.K. tabloid Daily Mail writes explosive allegations of sex and cover up regarding a newly discovered mistress of Tiger Woods. British mother of two Emma Rotterham was reportedly paid $500,000. for silence about their affair, but refused to surrender her cell phone to the Team Woods flunkies who delivered the cash to a secret location in...
Nicely done, Ryan. Doug Barron not only proclaims his innocence, but demands greater transparency in the PGA Tour’s testing and punishments. We join in that request, except of course for Tim Finchem, who – in one of the biggest frauds in steroids testing history – surrendered his own dweeb-infused specimen, presumedly because he’s a shoo-in to...
The funny thing about it is…he’s right! There’s no surly prima donna deliberately being passive aggressive and intentionally wearing the opposite color of the rest of the team so he could look like “the playing captain,” there’s no chump who refuses to get along with #2 in the world Phil Mickelson and flatten all comers like Mighty...
Fans at the Australian Open tennis tournament lampooned Tiger Woods, putting him in a giant purple pimp hat, with scepter, bling and cash as a joke, similar to the skit performed at a Jacksonville jaguars game earlier this year, where a character dress liked Elin chased a Tiger clad actor around with an oversized novelty club. Both crowds howled their approval. Tim...
The first legitimate news outlet has finally reported conclusively that they believe Tiger Woods is in Hattiesburg, Mississippi for sex addiction recovery and treatment at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, one of the nation’s top treatment centers. The Orlando Sentinel quoted two TV Broadcasting sources in their story, which was previously...
Accenture has replaced Tiger Woods with a surfing elephant in ads around the world. The New York Daily News reports the switch. Woods replaced by a surfing elephant? That’s reedonkyoulous… In a related matter, stocks of companies using Woods are treading water after significant initial losses. Finally Lawrence Donagan reports, (with a hat tip to Tom...
A Colorado man has been arrested for altering Gatorade bottle featuring Tiger Woods by replacing real labels with ones marked “Unfaithful.” According to the article, Jason Eric Kay, 38, of Longmont, Colo., was arrested on charges of misbranding and altering food labels “with intent to cause serious injury to the business of any person,”...
Boy talk about Haterade, this weekend, a Denver TV station broke the story that some creative, irreverent wag replaced Tiger Woods Gatorade bottles marked “Focus” with the label “Unfaithful.” Now we hear that the FDA doesn’t think the switch is funny, but a dangerous breach of security, and is investigating. I understand the concern. The...
Avid golf fans are more often likely to get unbiased golf news from U.K. writers, as they are nowhere near as enamored with Woods across the pond as we are in America. Woods’s misbehavior on and off the course has been called out time and again by foreign writers, and they certainly don’t engage in the insane hagiographic hero worship many domestic...