So Torrey the Prediction Cat went 5-1 in his debut at NFL prognostication, 2-1 in teasers. He won with the Eagles, Patriots, Bears, Cowboys, and one OVER/UNDER. It was such a solid opening performance, Torrey can take the Wild Card round as well. So here’s this week’s winners before they happen, courtesy of the rookie! As always, we do 2-team teasers...
was an up-and-down week for Faith the Prediction Cat subbing in for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana. She went 5-3 on the week, 1-3 in teasers, winning with the Chiefs (6-1 for us this year), the Ravens (3-0 for us), and the Saints (6-1). She lost with the Patriots (7-3 for us this season) and the Dolphins (0-1). She was 2-1 in OVER/UNDERS. The season totals drop to 50...
It was a wild week in the NFL, and it was a wild week for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana as well. He went 4-4, 2-2 in teaser plays, putting the season totals at 45-21 overall, 20-13 in teasers. He won three overs, and hit with the Saints, (5-1 for us this season), but lost with the Chiefs, (4-1 for us), Broncos, (0-1 for us), Patriots, (7-2), and Texans (1-1)...
As we enter the final 1/4 of the NFL season, Ernesto looks to POUR IT ON! A 5-1 week, 2-1 in teasers swells our intrepid prediction iguana’s season totals to a stellar 41-17 overall, 18-11 in teasers. He won last week with the Patriots (of course, they are 7-1 this season for us in teaser plays), Bears, (3-0 for us) Rams, (2-0) Eagles (1-0) and Ravens (1-0)...
Ernesto is roaring like a lion after a 5-1 week, 2-1 in teasers. That swells the season totals to a robust 38-14, 16-10 in teasers. We won last week with the Patriots (6-1 for us this season), the Saints (4-0 for us), the Texans, the Colts, and the Packers (1-0 this season with each). Our lone loss was betting against the Browns (3-2 on that score this year). So...
Ernesto keeps gobbling up wins like Americans gobble dry stringy turkey on Thanksgiving! A 4-2 week, (1-2 in teasers) swells the season totals to a strong 33-13 overall, 14-9 in teasers. Last week we won with the Bears (3-0 for us this season), Saints (2-0 for us), and a Chiefs cover (4-0 this season against the spread!), along with an OVER/UNDER. The Chargers were...
Lightning struck twice in the same place this weekend as the Patriots lost their end of a parley and the Browns finally won. That, of course, was nothing compared to Bears kicker Cody Parkey’s day…he hit the upright four times in one game! “I don’t think I’ve hit the post four times in my whole life, and I’ve been kicking for about...
It was “the most interesting week in the NFL in years,” according to Vegas Insiders. That means they took a bath! “So many parlays were still alive by the time to 4:00 games started, we were going to lose and lose big no matter what,” said one casino book manager in a radio interview. Here at AWITP and GNN, Ernesto the Prediction Iguana broke...
That’s not thunder in the distance, that’s the mighty footstep of Ernesto the Prediction Iguana as he razes NFL cities beneath his prognosticating feet. A perfect 8-0 record last week, (4-00 in teasers) swells the season totals to a sterling 21-5 overall, 10-3 in teasers! Last week we hit with the Patriots (4-0 playing them this season), Chiefs (2-0 for...
Light up all those neon “GET CA$H HERE” signs, because Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and the Cat Squad Research Team had another stellar week of NFL picks: 5-1 overall and 21 in teasers, swelling the season totals to 13-5 overall, 6-3 in teasers. Last week Ernesto hit with the Patriots (3-0 for us this season!) the Chargers in London (2-0 for us) and the...
It was another excellent week for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and his crackerjack research staff: 4-2 overall, 2-1 in teasers bringing the season totals to 8-4 overall, 4-2 in teasers. He won last week with the Patriots (Ernesto is 2-0 with them this season), the Panthers (also 2-0) and Chargers. We are also 2-0 betting against the Browns. As always, we do 2-team...
It was a 4-2 week for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and his crackerjack team of assistants, 2-1 in teasers. That’s a solid start to the year! We won with the Bengals, Ravens, Patriots, and Panthers. The two losses were by a combined ONE point in the over/unders. Here’s this week’s winners before they happen. And when you speak of us, speak...
We interrupt golf season for the first of this season’s NFL picks! We have the best animal prognostication team in Christendom! Ernesto the Prediction Iguana at the helm, and a research team of Prediction Cats named Faith, Torrey, and Charlie backing up his moves. What have we learned in four weeks? The Steelers have no defense, the Bears and Chiefs started...
My old girl Britt wins the Super Bowl coolness competition. Before the game, she wrote, “I am a nervous wreck today..excited, anxious, full of adrenaline..so many emotions..then I looked down at my mood ring and all was right…” They did it. They won three games no one picked them to win. They did it with a back-up quarterback who took the reins in...
All year long for this? PATRIOTS-eagles?? Most of the country is shaking their head over this stinker of a Super Bowl. This one is like voting for President – you hold your nose, pull the lever, and hope for the best. If Ernesto had hands, he’d throw them up in frustration. As it is, he’s sticking his tongue out and hissing, partly because of the...