DUCK! PHIL’S GOT A NEW CLUB AGAIN!
Phil Mickelson loves to tinker. First it was two drivers, then I was no driver, then it was no 3-wood, then it was 80-degree wedge, (or something like that)…now it’s “Phrankenclub,” a cross between a driver and 3-wood which is supposed to hit the ball out of sight, but not into the rough or trees. Phil was a pedestrian 8 of 14 today. Let’s come up for some slogans for Phil and the marketing folks over at Calloway!
Top 10 Slogans for Phil’s Phrankinclub
10. Does this mean Amy is “Bride of Phrankenclub”?
9. Phreakin’ club!
8. Because dumb jokes about werewolves and zombies are so last year.
7. Plays lousy, but goes great with those alligator shoes and belt.
6. Oh, but it looks good on YOU, though…as Al Czervik said to Judge Smails.
5. Because people would laugh at you if you said you carry a 2-wood.
4. Because Phil just loves half-baking useless contraptions.
3. If you think this is bad, don’t ask about the chemistry set Phil had as a kid!
2. It’s not really for golf…it’s for the theatre premiere of the remake of “Abbott and Costello Meet the Monsters.”
1. Oh well, at least it beats a three hour ride on the media bus to Kiawah Island…
