Welcome back to your one-stop shop for the best NFL picks in the biz. We here at AWITP batted a gargantuan 71-17 overall last year, 31-15 officially in teasers.
Here’s how it works:
1. We do teasers here, so you get to move the line six points either way in your favor, but you have to hit both picks. “But that’s harder” you say…not if you play smart. Here’s how…
2. Don’t bet every game. Remember Ace Rothstein from Casino? He didn’t bet all 100 games on the card – he’d bet the two that were winners. So Rule 1 is play SMART…losers chase action…winners stay cool and win one game at a time.
2. Stay away from NFC East and West inter-divisional match-ups! You never know what you’re going to get week-to-week.
3. Be the playground bully. Bet against crappy teams even more than you bet on good teams. Example – Cleveland! An ATM machine for you!
4. Don’t forget the Over/Under! It’s your friend in a week where the lines are too close for comfort.
5. If you’re not 100% confident, DON’T BET THE GAME!
6. Bet ultra-conservatively the first five weeks. That’s when the most upsets happen (outside week 16). We break that rule this week…so here’s our litmus test.
7. Stay away from 7.5 and 3.5 lines…As Mike Mosely once said, “Danger Will Robinson!”
8. Bow to the power of Jay and Enresto the Prediction Iguana! Thank us as you clean out your bookie!
WEEK TWO PICKS
GREEN LIGHT!
Broncos +1.5 at GIANTS
COLTS +3 vs. Dolphins
The Broncos look all but unbeatable this year. Pencil in Texans at Broncos for the AFC Championship. In fact, the Broncos are our Super Bowl pick over the Niners. The new and improved Colts getting points at home vs. the mediocre Fish? take it!
ALSO GREEN LIGHT!
Ravens -1/2 at BROWNS
Ravens-BROWNS UNDER 49.5
It’s the Browns. They couldn’t score with Sydney Leathers.
AMBER ALERT
49ers +9 at SEAHAWKS
TEXANS -2.5 at Titans
See above:)
