Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and I are here again with this week’s winners! And remember, smile when your bookie pays you…and tell him he got beat by an iguana!:)
BROWN OUT…AGAIN!
VIKINGS +1 vs. Browns
VIKINGS-Browns UNDER 47
We’ll find out exactly how bad the Vikings are right now…Cleveland just traded their best (only?) offensive player. We hit with the Browns last week, though they did give the Ravens a tussle. The Vikes are at home, which should be worth 4 points right there…3 for being the home team, 1/2 for the Metrodome and 1/2 ’cause their playing the Browns.
ROAD WARRIORS
Packers +6 vs. BENGALS
Chargers +9 vs. TITANS
We lost last week when the Niners laid an egg in the first football game ever halted by such trifles as thunderstorms. (It’s not in the interests of “safety”, it’s in the interests of not getting sued…), but we’re going to the well again. The Pack will give stiffer competition than the Steelers…like Anthony Weiner stiffer…the Chargers are stronger then the Titans and getting 9…just like the Niners, actually.
Only two picks this week? Yes…I don’t like the numbers. Bet with your head, and nothing else. Nevertheless…
FOR DEGENERATES ONLY! WE DO NOT VOUCH FOR THIS ONE!
***WARNING!WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!***
COWBOYS-Rams UNDER 53
SAINTS-Cardinals OVER 39.5
The Saints and Cardinals have defenses? Who knew? The Cowboys and Rams can score, but not that much and certainly not together. This is a clam roll waiting to happen…”And another turnover!”…
