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Week 17 NFL Picks – Jay’s Plays!

A 1-2 in teasers, 4-2 overall week leaves us at 20-19-2 in teasers, 60-20-2 overall. Let’s start the new year strong!

HOME COOKIN’ FOR THE VISITING TEAMS!

Ravens +3.5 at BENGALS
49ers -2.5 at RAMS

No one shrinks form the moment like the Bengwads. “Our stripes are prison stripes, yo! The Rams are more putrid than dinners from the Hang Shing Chinese restaurant in Forest Hills…or from Galik Ambersom’s “My Kitchen” restaurant…which should be renamed “My Filthy, Noisy, Lousy Kitchen.” Russian Cuisine…please…that’s as laughable as John Daly’s Book of manners.

JETS SPECIAL

Jets +7.5 at DOLPHINS
Jets-DOLPHINS UNDER 47.5

The Jets have enough O to cover and D to keep to the under.

BONUS PICK – ***FOR DEGENERATES ONLY***

BRONCOS +2.5 vs Chiefs
Chiefs-BRONCOS UNDER 43.5

No, I’m not subscribing to Tebow-mania, I just think the Broncs have enough to outlast the Chefs – yes CHEFS! – at home. 43.5 seems high, though I went only 2-2 in over/unders last week…flippin’ Bills turned into the Pats when no one expected! And the Broncos turned into the Rams!