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Memo From the Sports Desk: Enterprise 35 Avis 0!

So I’m working on my Chambers Bay write-up, but I have to heap loads of praise on those that help me get the job done…and that means Daniela (pronounced Dan-ee-YELL-uh), Lanae (pronounced Luh-NAY) and the good folks at the Seattle-Tacoma airport Enterprise rental agency.

We love professionalism and problem solving here at AWITP, and they were cheerful, thorough, smart, and fast. That’s how to run a rental agency…not like the predatory leeches at Avis Rental in New Hartford, New York, which is run by a violent, dick-headed grungepunk who couldn’t write his name in the snow, James McFetridge.

Enterprise gave me a great car at a solid rate. They helped me get unlimited miles when there was a screw up on the on-line application, and they cheerfully acknowledged when the car was only 3/4 full instead of dicking me over like Avis and McFetridge, who not only utterly failed in their obligations to me, but overcharged be $40, then yelled like a spoiled child.

So you can go to a place devoted to fair customer service like that run by Daniela – a blithe, bubbly blond, who’ll graciously help you with any issue that comes up, or you can go to a surly chump who’ll get in your face and throw customer service to the curb for a fast buck in an unethical and unsavory manner. You choose, but hey, it’s only your money.

Enterprise 35 Avis ZERO. “We Try Harder” all right…Try Harder at being blockheaded, disingenuous thieves.

Rant over, as you were.