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Jay’s Plays NFL Picks – Week 9 Bettor’s Guide

ERNESTO THE PREDICTION IGUANA THUNDERED THROUGH WEEK 8 WITH A PERFECT 6-0, 3-0 IN TEASERS

That’s not Godzilla, that’ Ernesto the Prediction Iguana vaporizing the NFL with a perfect 6-0 record last week, 3-0 in teasers. That brings the season totals to a sweet 18-6 overall, 8-4 in teasers.

Now’s the time to keep riding the hot hands. Here’s this week’s winners before they happen. As always, we do teasers here, so you get to move the line six points in either direction, using lines from www.vegasinsider.com, HOME TEAM IN CAPS.

HOME COOKIN’!

EAGLES -1 vs Brpncos
SAINTS -1 vs buccaneers

Ernesto will stick with the Eagles until they give him a reason not to. Don’t look now, butt they are NFC Championship material. Saints high octane offense at home should outrun the Pirates of Pewter Pants.

OVER EASY!

PANTHERS-falcons OVER 38
GIANTS-rams OVER 37

The Rams look those great St. Louis teams of the oughts, (that’s ’00s, for those of you scoring at home. The Jints offense is doing a nice job of “next man up” and should keep pace. PANTHERS-falcons is going to be a track meet.

ROAD DOGS!

lions +6 at PACKERS
chiefs +7 at COWBOYS

You can throw out home field advantage in NFC North battles. The Lions defense will keep them in the game, and Stafford will light up Lambeau. Oh where, oh where have men like Hank Stram and Tom Landry gone? They’d weep for our generation.